Propose

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Nothing but respect for my prime minister!

So seven is only divisible by 7 and 1
Seven is also the most holy number
Therefore I propose: seven for prime minister

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How did Tolkien propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring.

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The lucky one

Jack and Sam, both are in love with Jenny.
Both of them propose and wanted to marry Jenny.

Jenny gets too confused as she likes both and goes to a psychic and asks:
"Jack and Sam both are in love with me and wants to marry me. Please tell me who ll be the lucky one"

Psychic: "Sam is the lucky one. You are going to marry Jack!!"


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Why don't women propose to men?
They don't want to see the look of disappointment when she gets on her knee and pulls out a ring instead

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I propose a toast! To rattlesnakes and condoms...

Two thing I prefer not to fuck with

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My friend decided to use balloons to propose to his online girlfriend, but then he met her face to face for the first time.

He immediately popped the question.

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A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend.

A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.


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I just seen a man propose to his gym buddy amp she said no...

I guess it didn’t workout

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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend?

He gave her a ring

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Today I propose marriage with my gf on fb, she said no one do this on fb...

so I sent her a iMessage.

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I saw an anime character propose.

Yeah I saw him get on his Japaknees.

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One night last year I was about to propose to my roommate

One night last year I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had got


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How did the telephone propose to his girlfriend ?

He gave her a ring

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Why will a woman never be the one to propose?

Because as soon as she gets on her knees, he'll start to unzip his pants

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I saw a guy at the gym propose to his girl and she said no.

That didn't workout.

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How do mathematicians propose marriage?

Will you count to 1 with me?



Count to 1 with me
Banach–Tarski Paradox
With you, forever

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If I had a dollar every time a woman called me cheap.

Then I might have enough to buy a ring for my girlfriend to propose, pay for all my dates and pay alimony to my ex-wife.

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Phone proposal

How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend? He gave her a ring.

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How do stoners propose their girlfriends?

Marriage, you wanna?

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How do stoners propose their girlfriends?

Marriage, you wanna?

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How do electrical engineers propose their partners?

j love you.

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A couple of years ago, one night, I was about to propose to my girlfriend

That's when my roommate Joseph barged into the porch out of nowhere, tripped and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now, I didn't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let' just say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten big glass shard in his eye, making him completely blind


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How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?

He gave hit a ring

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How did the telephone propose to its girlfriend?

He gave a her a ring.

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TIFU by trying to propose to my girlfriend and watching her leave with my roommate.

I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in


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How do cashiers propose to their partner?

They say: "Can I ring you up?"

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What does a guy will propose to his fiancee have in common with Donald Trump when he needs advice?

They both went to Jared.

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I wrote Will you marry me? on a balloon to propose to my online girlfriend.

But then I saw her face, and popped the question.

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

He passed her a blunt with a ring around it and said:

Marriage, you wanna?

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

He passed her a blunt with a ring around it and said:

Marriage, you wanna?

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Men tries to propose to a girl.

Guy: Hey, don't you want to come to my village as my wife? I'll make you a queen.

Girl: No, I've heard people sleep with animals in your village.

Guy: What? No. What animals?

Girl: Like pigs

Guy: Nah

Girl: Like Cows

Guy: No

Girl: Like dogs

Guy: Nah

Girl: Like ducks


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In light of Russia's recent attacks on America...

I propose we rename it "Cyberia"

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How do potheads propose?

"Marriage....you wanna?"

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How does an octopus propose?

"I'd like to ask for your hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand, hand."

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How did Arnold propose to Maria?

Live with me if you want to cum

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I tried to propose to my girlfriend today...

I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, maki


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I tried to propose to my girl...

I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries. Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in his eye, maki


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Why did the cat propose to his girlfriend?

Because he wanted to get miaowied

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How did Barrack Obama propose?

He got on one knee and said, "I don't want to be obamaself"

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I propose a change to Californias flag

This time it will be a bear but with no arms!

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I wrote Will you marry me? on a balloon to propose to my girlfriend.

Then I chickened out at the last moment, and had to pop the question.

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How did Putin propose to Trump?

He went to Jared

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How does the Mexican hippie propose to her boyfriend?

She says: "Marry Joana?"

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How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

“Marriage, you wanna?”

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I was going to propose to my gf today...

I was about to propose to my girlfriend when my roommate Joseph barged into the room out of nowhere, tripped, and fell over, breaking a glass table with his face. Totally ruined the mood. Now I don't know Joseph THAT well, don't even remember where he was from, but let's say I put my plans on hold to help him through his injuries.

Joseph had gotten a big glass shard in


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Don't take this the wrong way...

is not good opening line to propose anal sex to your girlfriend...

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My high schools football team literally never wins

I propose we name every hurricane “Paschal High School” so that they will never touch down

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How did Putin propose to Trump?

He went to Jared.

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How did Obama propose to Michelle?

He got down to one knee, pulled out the ring and said "I don't want to be obamaself"

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A man is about to propose, but has three beautiful women to choose between

He decides he needs to think of a creative way to decide. So, he gives them each $5,000 and tells them to do something with it that will help make up his mind.

The first uses the money to buy new clothes, get new make up, and make herself look stunningly beautiful, even more so than before and in such a fashion that the other women can't compete. She says to him "if you choo


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