Propeller

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Then there was the woman that accidentally backed into an airplane propeller. When asked about her injuries, her doctor just shook his head and said....

Dis-assed her...

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What is the purpose of the propeller on an airplane?

To keep the pilot cool. If you don't think so, just stop it and watch him sweat!

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What did the airplane pilot say when the stewardess backed up into the propeller

What a dis-assed-her

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Did you hear about the woman who backed into an airplane propeller?

Disaster.

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A propeller is just a big fan to keep the pilot cold, when it stops you can see him start sweating

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Did you hear about the blonde who backed into a propeller?

It was quite the "dis assed her"

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"What is the propeller on the plane for?"

"It's to keep the pilot cool" said the flight instructor.

"I don't think so", replies the kid.

"If you take off the propeller you will see the pilot sweating"

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Did you hear about the woman who backed into a plane propeller?

Disaster.

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A propeller is just a big fan in front of the plane to keep the pilot cool.

When it stops, you can actually see the pilot start sweating.

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Didi you hear about what happened to the woman who walked backwards into a propeller?

Disaster...

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Did you hear about the lady that backed into the propeller blade?

Disassedher

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My slightly eccentric grandfather was walking down the street whilst wearing a propeller hat. A passerby said to him "You do you."

My grandfather replied "What is that?
A slogan for masturbation?"

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A lady backed into an airplane propeller...

Disaster

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A propeller is a big fan

A jet's propeller is basically just a big fan to cool down the pilot. Once it stops spinning, you can see him start sweating.

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The propeller is just a big fan in front of a plane to keep the pilot cool.

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What did a propeller say to Howard Hughes?

I'm a big fan.

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Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool?

Don't believe me?

Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!

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I've come a long way

since attaching a big jet propeller to my sperm duct

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This is a disaster

My girl backed into an airplane propeller. Dis-assed her

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Did you hear about the girl that backed into an airplane propeller?

Disaster

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Did you hear about the lady who walked backwards into an airplane propeller?

Disassedher

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Did you hear what happened after an Iranian mullah walked head-first into an airplane propeller?

The shi'ite really hit the fan.

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What happened when the fat woman backed into the airplane propeller?

Disaster.

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Did you hear the one about the pilot who backed into the propeller?

Wrecked'em. Damn near killed him.

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Did ya hear the one about the model who walked into the planes propeller?

It actually happened.

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Did ya hear the one about the model who walked into the planes propeller?

T actually happened.

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