Prop

Jokes

Whats the difference between Carrot Top and Bill Nye??

Both of them are prop comedians, but only one of them pretends to be a Scientist

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Why wasnt the director allowed to use a sword as a prop in his film adaption of a artillery book?

It wasn’t cannon

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How do you call female hide n seek?

Prop hunt

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Why is Trump obsessed with who's on Santa's naughty list?

Because he wants to prop up the coal industry.

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What do you call hide and seek with women?

Prop Hunt!

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Did you know...

...that the prop on the front of a plane is just a big fan to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actully see the pilot sweating.

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Pick up line for chemists

Meth, eth, prop, bute

guess what? You're cute.

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There was a thief that went to a theater to steal an expensive prop...

But what he really stole was the spotlight.

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What did the magician say when he dropped the prop on his foot?

"ABRACADAMMIT!!"

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What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs?

A prop comic

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I was going to tell a dead baby joke...

But some people don't get prop humour.

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What do you call a watermelon made out of wax

A prop

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