Whats the difference between Carrot Top and Bill Nye??
Both of them are prop comedians, but only one of them pretends to be a Scientist
Why wasnt the director allowed to use a sword as a prop in his film adaption of a artillery book?
It wasn’t cannon
How do you call female hide n seek?
Why is Trump obsessed with who's on Santa's naughty list?
Because he wants to prop up the coal industry.
What do you call hide and seek with women?
Did you know...
...that the prop on the front of a plane is just a big fan to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actully see the pilot sweating.
Pick up line for chemists
Meth, eth, prop, bute
guess what? You're cute.
There was a thief that went to a theater to steal an expensive prop...
But what he really stole was the spotlight.
What did the magician say when he dropped the prop on his foot?
What do you call a stand-up comedian with no legs?
A prop comic
I was going to tell a dead baby joke...
But some people don't get prop humour.
What do you call a watermelon made out of wax