Profess

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What do you call a gay prostitute?

A profess-anal

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A San Francisco Giants fan, a San Diego Padres fan, and a Los Angeles Dodgers fan are climbing a mountain and arguing about which one loves his team more. The Padres fan insists hes the most loyal.

“This is for San Diego!” he yells, and jumps off the side of the mountain. Not to be outdone, the Giants fan is next to profess his love for his team.

He yells, “This is for San Francisco!” and pushes the Dodgers fan off the mountain.

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Stalker

I've recently got a stalker. He's everywhere all the time. And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me. So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming: "JESUS LOVES YOU."

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A man wants to profess his love to his girlfriend.

A man wants to profess his love to his girlfriend, Wendy, so he decides to get her name tattooed on his penis.

After it heals he shows her the work. She says "But it just says W Y."

"Play with it a bit.."

Sure enough he gets hard and she can see her name spelled out clear as day.

The next week he goes to the gym. In the shower


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I've recently got a stalker...

I've recently got a stalker. He's everywhere all the time. And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me. So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming: "JESUS LOVES YOU."

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I recently got a stalker...

... He's everywhere all the time. And his thing is that he sends other people to profess his love for me... it's really weird. So I can be walking down the street and all of a sudden a lady will appear screaming: "JESUS LOVES YOU."

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