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What do you call an absurd comedic production that wont end?

An unstoppable farce.

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What did the tickle me elmo get when he left the production line?

Two test tickles.

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BOYCOTT

If Walmart stops selling or slows down video game production we should boycott and only go to target.

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Did you hear that they're making a Broadway production based off the dictionary?

It's a play on words.

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I wrote a theatrical production called "Puns"

It's a play on words.

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BAN DIHYDROGEN MONOXIDE!


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The Apple iCar production has stalled

There’s been a lack of Jobs

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When the cops raided the warehouse, the crack dealers were fast asleep while production was going on

this was a case of a rested development.

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NSFWWhats the difference between jam and jelly?

The method of production.

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For being such a progressive and forward-thinking woman, Oprah has a weird production company name.

Seems backwards to me.

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Janet Jackson wanted to sample a Future song so she asked his production company if she could use Beast Mode. The production company sent a representative to her door with a CD. She asked if it was Beast Mode

The representative said “Sorry Ms. Jackson, this is Fo Real”

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What Do You Call Castrating A Communist?

Seizing the means of production.

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What did Yoda say about the musical theater production that he hated?

"LAME IS."

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Happy Star Wars Day.

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A struggling actor gets a call from his agent.

Agent: Do you want the good news or the bad news?

Actor: Give me the good news first.

Agent: I've found you a role in a production of *Hamlet*.

Actor: Well that's awesome! I've made it! How could there possibly be bad news?

Agent: You're the skull.

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Why are there never black dwarves in fantasy films?

Because Kevin Hart keeps suing the production companies for using his likeness without his approval.

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Did you hear about the stage production called Dictionary?

It’s a play on words.

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Why are so many young people turning to socialism and communism?

Because then they can seize the memes of production.

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Theres plenty of Jobs in porn when you have a penis like mine

Cameraman, Lighting, sound technician even production manager.

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Stalin is speaking with his secretary of agriculture.

Stalin is having a meeting to discuss the production of grain in Ukraine. He asks comrade how much grain have you produced. The secretary responds “comrade, we have a pile of grain high enough to reach god”. “But there is no god” said Stalin. “ There is no grain.

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What do libtards and the means of production have in common?

They should both be publicly owned. 😎

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During the last school play I felt funny and came over queasy.

At which point I was told to leave the production of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves.

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The CEO of the Tickle Me Elmo Corporation turns on the TV to see how their hottest Christmas toy is doing.

Much to his shock, he is not met with news of record sales, but outrage from parents over how offensive the toy is. What could be offensive about the harmless red monster doll? The news camera zooms in and reveals the culprit: between the legs of each doll is a very obvious scrotum and balls.

Incensed, the CEO phones up Mr. Krakowski, the manager who oversees product design. "


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Jessie Smallette

Jessie Smallette great actor....



Terrible director, producer, caster, production manager, designer, and props master.

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TIL that traditionally cheese production follows a specific routine, but one type is made backwards

Edam is fascinating.

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My buddy started an amputee porn production company.

He calls it XYX.

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I'll be playing the villian in my local theater's production of the Lion King. It's just a limited run of a few shows to see if I can handle the role. Wish me luck!

If all goes well I'll be a permanent Scar.

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People are getting angry about an actor practicing cannibalism on a female actress during the production of an action movie set in ancient Rome.

Personally, I'm gladiator.

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Did you hear the Reddit Movie got cancelled?

It involved too much post production

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I'll be playing the villian in my local theater's production of the Lion King. It's just a limited run of a few shows to see if I can handle the role. Wish me luck!

If I do well I'll be a permanent Scar.

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I'll be playing the villian in my local theater's production of the Lion King. It's just a limited run of a few shows to see if I can handle the role. Wish me luck!

If I do well I'll be a permanent Scar.

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What does a gen Z communist say?

Seize the memes of production!

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What do capitalism and communism have in common?

Mean S.O.B. production

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Did you hear about that girl who keeps emailing nudes into the Black Mirror production office?

...well they 'bandersnatch'

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Did you hear that they're making a Broadway production based off the dictionary?

It's a play on words.

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I went to a stage production the other night called "Puns."

It was a play on words.

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Imagine when we outright ban plastic production

And in 200 years a couple of kids are walking down a lane or along the beach, and they come across an old plastic bottle and are like "look at all this fucking plastic everywhere, past humans royally fucked us over"

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Which of Peter Jackson's parents died during production of Lord of The Rings?

Both.

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Im banned for life from acting in our production of Romeo and Juliet, just because I misunderstood the stage directions.

It said, [Enter Juliet from the rear]

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Why is Donald Trump a Communist?

Because he likes to grab the means of production.

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What do you call an earthquake during a production of Hamlet?

A Shakesperience

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Yesterday I was in a theatrical production on puns.

It was a play on words.

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Eric Clapton Announced as new spokesperson Apple's music production suite Logic.

That guy sure hates Windows.

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How did automotive enthusiasts feel when a beloved Swedish car manufacturer was forced to end production?

They were so sad, everyone started to Saab.

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Long live Saab.

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What does the Democratic Party and a condom have in common?

Both allow for inflation, halt production, destroy the next generation, protect a bunch of dicks, and give you a sense of security while you're actually being screwed.

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Man, whats with all the Soviet Russia memes on the Internet?

It’s almost like they seized the memes of production.

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If they still existed, the Soviet government would have been the worlds leading producer of memes.

They had to seize the memes of production.

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If they still existed, the Soviet government would have have been the worlds lead producer of memes.

They needed to seize the memes of production.

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I played the part of "tree" in my theater's production four times.

Guess I'm pretty well-rooted in the part.

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The US government just revealed their new logo today: on a black background sits a magnificent image of a condom.

I guess it makes sense, seeings as how a condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives you a sense of security while being screwed

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Ive written a theatre production called Thesaurus.

It’s a play on words

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