Prodigious

Jokes

One day, Moe was showing his friends a piece of art he made.

The portrait was of a prodigious music composer a long time ago.

Another one of Moe’s friends came up to them and asked, “Hey, what’re you guys looking at?”

“Moe’s-art.”

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Why is Kanye West the new Michael Jackson?

Because he started out as a prodigious black artist, but now he's creepy, turning white and he can't name his kids right either.

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Why couldn't the prodigious student stop touching himself?

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Four braggarts in a bar

Julius Caesar, Hannibal, Moses, and Bob are sitting in a bar bragging.

Caesar starts, "I and my army forded the Rubicon to face destiny." The bartender replies, "That sounds like a portentous crossing."

Hannibal says, "I and my army traversed the Alps with elephants to gain a strategic advantage against Rome." The bartender replies, "Tha


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