One day, Moe was showing his friends a piece of art he made.
The portrait was of a prodigious music composer a long time ago.
Another one of Moe’s friends came up to them and asked, “Hey, what’re you guys looking at?”
Why is Kanye West the new Michael Jackson?
Because he started out as a prodigious black artist, but now he's creepy, turning white and he can't name his kids right either.
Why couldn't the prodigious student stop touching himself?
Four braggarts in a bar
Julius Caesar, Hannibal, Moses, and Bob are sitting in a bar bragging.
Caesar starts, "I and my army forded the Rubicon to face destiny." The bartender replies, "That sounds like a portentous crossing."
Hannibal says, "I and my army traversed the Alps with elephants to gain a strategic advantage against Rome." The bartender replies, "Tha