Procreate

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If doors could procreate, they'd have a lot of kids

considering that they're always getting knocked up.

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I'm not ready to procreate

Let those bitches cry about child support, that was just good times

But I'm totally going pro soon then I'm going to Dad the fuck out that shit

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Why can't warlocks procreate?

Because they have a halloween

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I got to the entrance of a bar.

The bouncer said, "I'll need to see some ID, pal. You look younger than my children."


I said, "I haven't got any."


He said, "I'm not surprised, no woman would want to procreate with you."

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After the earth dries out, Noah tells all the animals to 'go forth andmultiply'

However, two snakes, adders to be specific, complain to Noah that this is one thing they have never been able to do, hard as they have tried. Undaunted, Noah instructs the snakes to go into the woods, make tables from the trunks of fallen trees and give it a try on the tabletops. The snakes respond that they don't understand how this will help them to procreate whereupon Noah explains: "


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I used the word "procreate" at work today...

... and a pregnant girl asked me what it meant.

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Why don't the Borg procreate naturally?

Because they prefer artificial assimilation.

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