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To the person who stole my presentation

I hope you do not Excel.

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The salesperson showed us a PowerPoint presentation on the waterpark we're going to.

It has several slides.

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My dad showed us a PowerPoint presentation on the waterpark that we're going to.

It had several slides.

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When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 15 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex.

All the slides were just pictures of me.

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A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 35 years in the parish.

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A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the dinner. However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited:

'I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible


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When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex.

All the slides were just pictures of me.

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Someone was delivering a presentation today in class and said, Love should be the light of your life.

I think I understand why I have such a dark sense of humor now.

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My English teacher assigned us to do a project on a family member's career path.

I come from an interesting family, but ultimately decided on my dad. I finish the project, bring it in to present the next day, and sit anxiously. Sweat dropping profusely.

Another girl in the class, Shelby, did her presentation about her father, who's a local firefighter.

Aaron presented about his mom who works for the highway patrol.

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My dad showed me a 30 minute presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex

All the pictures where of me

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So my dad showed me a 30 minute presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex

All the slides were just pictures of me

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My dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation of why you should always wear a condom during sex.

All the slides were pictures of me.

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Did you see that PowerPoint presentation at work?

Yeah, it was EXCELent!

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When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex.

All the slides were just pictures of me.

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My dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex.

All the slides were just pictures of me.

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TIL about the subgroup of African population with phenotypic mis-expression and subsequent epiphyseal plate presentation on their patellas.

Their knee grows.

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A kid hand in his homework and the teacher says,

"You're presentation is misssing."

And the kid replies with,

"Oh I'm sorry. Ladies and gentlements, my HOMEWORK"

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Help me Reddit, how do I stop myself from having a boner on stage during my presentation? OC

Well, for starters, stop imagining the audience naked.

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A priest is being honored at his retirement dinner...

A Priest was being honoured at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the parish. A leading local politician and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and to give a little speech at the
dinner.
However, he was delayed, so the Priest decided to say his own few words while they waited: Thank Goodness we Catholics have a wonderful sense of humour!

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My dad showed me a 30 slide PowerPoint presentation on safe sex and benefits of condoms...

All the slides were pictures of me and my brother.

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Im looking for a joke for class

I thought it was a Ben Bailey joke that went something like....

“You can stop anyone at a crosswalk with a well timed ‘b-b-b-b’”

He’s talking about messing with his friends doing this and how it can get dangerous if you do it too much. I am struggling to find a clip for my presentation on nonverbal communication.

Thanks squad!


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Joe visits his favorite museum's new exhibit.

Joe was on his way to his favorite museum. The museum had announced a new exhibit and he was extremely excited to be one of the first people to ever see it, since he got some early access tickets. When he got there, there were about 12 other people who had also gotten a ticket for today, so he assumed that it was going to be a pretty private experience.

After about 10 minutes of waiti


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The Economy of fiber optics

There´s a presentation on Crypto mining on stage.

Presenter: In 15 minutes minutes we have mined, an incredible 10 bucks in gold.

Audience member Shouts: There´s more gold in Fiber optics than that.

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My dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex.

All the slides were just pictures of me.

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My dad showed me a 30 minutes PowerPoint presentation that why condom should be used during sex.

All slides had pictures of me.

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A 3rd grader was giving a presentation on the planets. He got stumped and whispered to his Dad 'What's this one?' Father says 'Uranus.'

The kid looks proudly to the class and says 'This is my anus.'

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Today in school we had a presentation on 911 and a kid came up to tell us about his dad he lost...

Saddest part was the kid was 7 years old

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How good was PowerPoint in the presentation?

He was EXCELlent

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Whats the difference between Trumps Oval Office speech and my fifth grade presentation on why the Lions would win the Super Bowl in five years.

More people took me seriously.

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My father once gave me a Powerpoint presentation on the importance of wearing a condom

Not only there were pictures of me, but also some pictures of 2 other kids...

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I remember having a dry ice presentation in middle school.

It was sublime.

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I need to make a presentation about why Switzerland is the best country in the world.

There are many downsides.

But their flag is a big plus.

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My dad just showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint Presentation on why one should always wear a condominium during sex.

All the slides were just pictures of me.

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Thank you MeToo for helping me find my voice

When I needed a topic for the presentation I forgot to do.

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A man with a foot fetish was humiliated at work when...

The company's CEO visited the branch to view a presentation of their future plans and the man with a foot fetish was put in charge of making the presentation. However, he learned the hard way that he brought in the wrong USB stick he had the PowerPoint backed up to when his manager was encountered with a file named "foot porn".

Everyone in the office knew who the USB s


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I need to make a presentation for school. It'll be about how some women get madder than some men, or the other way around.

It'll be called "The Gender Rage Gap"

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Why did the chicken click the PowerPoint presentation?

To get to the other slide.

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My dad showed me a 15 minute PowerPoint presentation on why people should wear a condom during sex

All the pictures were of me

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When I was a teen, my dad showed me a 30 minute PowerPoint presentation on why one should always wear a condom during sex.

All the slides were just pictures of me.

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Why was the skeleton embarrassed to give his class presentation?

He had a boner.

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Why do people get a red eye after giving a presentation?

Because they have visual aids.

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"Hey, how the presentation went? Did they ask you any questions?"

"Nah, no FAQs were given."

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You have been listening to a presentation by me, Stephen Hawking

Good night and God bless

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What medication does a snake take before giving a presentation?

An antihissstamine.

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Based on a true story.

Back in 2010, I had this history teacher who hated me. He would always single me out and pick on me in front of the class, and as a result I hated his lessons and ended up failing.

One day he decided I wasn't paying enough attention in class, and decided to punish me. I can't say I was surprised by this, but his methods were rather unconventional.

My teacher


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A true story recounted by Heinz R. Pagels in The Dreams of Reason

> Back in the early 1960s a major psychology conference was held on behavior. Researchers presented paper after paper on the learning behavior of rats - how they ran mazes with their brains monitored electronically or rats on drugs and so on. Then someone presented a paper on human behavior. In the question period that followed the presentation, a member of the audience asked the following


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TIFU by taking the wrong flash drive to my work presentation

Whoops wrong USB

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Me: Finished PowerPoint presentation

Class: applause

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Why did the PowerPoint presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide

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Why did the PowerPoint Presentation cross the road?

To get to the other slide.

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Why did the chicken cross the powerpoint presentation?

To get to the other slide.

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