Did you hear about the Pirate who lost his eye?
Now he’s just a Prate
Im a prate!
Pardon the missing “i”.
A pirate walks into a bar...
A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
He sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
As the bartender pours his drink he asks him why there's a steering wheel in his pants.
The prate replies, "Arrrr it's drivin me nuts."