Prate

Jokes

Did you hear about the Pirate who lost his eye?

Now he’s just a Prate

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Im a prate!

Pardon the missing “i”.

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A pirate walks into a bar...

A Pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel in his pants.
He sits down at the bar and orders a drink.
As the bartender pours his drink he asks him why there's a steering wheel in his pants.
The prate replies, "Arrrr it's drivin me nuts."

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