What's the difference between a C-SPAN cameraman and a pornography cameraman?
The porno cameraman sees fewer ass holes on a daily basis.
What did the freshly engaged woman of a Subway employee say when her friends saw her new child pornography collection?
He went to Jared.
What's the difference between pornography and art?
A Government grant.
I've been trying to give up pornography...
... but some of the stuff on the Internet makes it very hard for me.
I’ll cum to that later.
I got a call the very first time i sent my dick pic
From the FBI, for possession of child pornography
I'll come to that later.
A man takes his family on vacation...
He goes down to the concierge desk and informs them that he has children in his room and he would like to request the following...
"Please ensure that no long distance numbers can be called."
"Of course sir, done."
"Please ensure there are no alcoholic beverages in the mini-fridge"
"Of course sir, done&
Don't you hate it when people don't get your humor? The other day I was misunderstood by my colleague..
He was like "Dude really? You find child pornography funny?". So I defended myself "Wait man it's really funny, it's a blooper compilation"
Did you guys hear about that super-rare porno film thats apparently the least-sexy pornography ever created?
It’s said to be very hard to come by.
What do you call a person with deep knowledge and understanding of pornography?
Tumblr has banned all adult content
It is now exclusively for child pornography.
A deeply religious man is trying to book a room at a hotel.
He asks the receptionist if the pornography is disabled. To which she replies, "No. We just have regular pornography, you sick fuck."
A priest checks into a hotel...
Receptionist: okay, you're all set. Here's your key and your room number is 26. Is there anything else I can help you with?
Priest: yes, can I have some extra pillows brought down?
Receptionist: Of course, anything else?
Priest: can I also have a wake up call at 5:30 am?
Receptionist: not a problem, anything else?
Should Logan Paul be arrested for child pornography?
Because he did fucked up childrens minds.
What do Indian food and pornography have in common?
Black cumin anise.
How would you describe U.K. pornography?
" The British are cumming."
What kind of pornography do they show pandas?
P and A
Shakespeare - Its better to have loved and lost,
than to stay home every night and download increasingly shameful pornography.
Did you hear about the girl who graduated top of her class with a degree in pornography?
She graduated summa cum loudly.
Even in times of utter chaos, what can we always count on to bring to people together?
Why is pornography often frowned upon?
Because people just tend to frown when they concentrate too hard
The Pentagon decided on a psyops campaign...
that involved airdropping tons of gay pornography to make the enemy soldiers more wary of being captured by American forces. They coordinated with the Navy to ship the pornography over and then launch the airdrops from aircraft carriers.
They day before the porn shipment was set to arrive at the carrier the Pentagon called the Navy to stress that they wanted to dispersal carried out A
A preacher is talking to a young man about temptation and sin during a confessional...
"Son, nobody is perfect. We all struggle with sin. But as long as we confess to it, Jesus will accept you. I'm here to help with that. Tell me, do you struggle with lust?" asks the preacher.
"No sir," says the young man confidantly.
"No? Do you struggle with masturbation? Or pornography?" the preacher asks.
My next door neighbour was arrested for downloading child pornography.
Guess I'm going to have to get my own wifi.
I told my son to stop playing video games because they set a bad example.
"Just stop!" I insisted. "Go to your room and watch pornography."
A person in my church always argues people about pornography
Pornography is a sin
Dark humor is like pornography...
I would like the pornography in my room to be disabled...
Hotel reception: “we only have regular porn you sick cunt”
What happens when a skeleton watches pornography?
He gets a boner.
What is a ghosts favorite form of pornography...
The council of lesbians have submitted their optimum closeup-midrange-panorama percentages in pornography
Jared Fogle is in jail for having child pornography...
His career started and ended trying to get into smaller pants. Looks like he can still enjoy plenty of footlongs in jail.
We had a proper, serious, grown-up discussion about pornography recently,
and my girlfriend said, "I don't get porn. Why would I want to watch to people have sex?"
I said, "Two? People?"
"Pornography has really damaged the way you view sex,"
exclaimed my girlfriend, "I've had enough, I'm leaving."
I said, "Before you go, can we fuck on the snooker table while your Grandad watches?"
Tell me about your time in the pornography business
It's a schlong story.
What's the funny thing about child pornography?
The absence of cast and credits at the end.
I'm going to create a new app for people who want to find more pornography like the porn they already like. . .
What software do you use to watch pornography?
Subways Jared pleads guilty to sex with a minor and child pornography
I really hope Subway considers changing their free 6 inch for children under 12 policy now.
What is Jared Fogle favorite sandwich to order from Subway?
Today it was announced that former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle is to plead guilty on child pornography charges....
Giving Subways’ "Eat Fresh" slogan a whole new meaning.
Jared from Subway pleads guilty to child pornography....
He's gonna get off on it
I've been having a huge pornography problem lately...
The damn videos just won't load fast enough.
Vladimir Putin didn't want anyone to find his collection of pornography, so he set his browser history to privyet.
A family books a room in a hotel...
... The father goes and says to the receptionist and says I hope the pornography is disabled here and the receptionist goes its normal pornography you sick bastard.
Pornography is often frowned upon....
but that’s only because you are concentrating.
What was the first thing the emcee said at the pornography convention?
Thank you all for coming!
What's Jared's favorite Subway bread?
Italian Herbs and Child Pornography.