Pore

Jokes

A random child is walking on the sidewalk. He stops, and beautifully sings, A pore!

Three years later, he is a star and is given an award. He gives a speech.
“Thank you, everyone. But mostly to my family. They told me we were going to Singapore, and I did. I just wonder why I’ve never seen them again...”

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Why dont boys who have wealthy parents worry about acne?

Because it’s a pore man’s problem

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What do you call it when you can't see your skin?

Pore resolution

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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are sitting on the pier fishing...

when a flying saucer descends from the sky in front of them. A ramp slowly lowers down, and from it descends the most disgusting creature you can imagine. Slime drips from every pore, it has huge gleaming tentacles, eyes all over its body, and it constantly releases a foul odor into the air.

Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and says "I'll git da shotgun, you go put on da rice.&


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A Man has a strange disorder. Whenever he gets worked up, he sweats coffee.

He really can pore the coffee.

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Pore jew:(

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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