Poorly

Jokes

As an engineering student, I did poorly in differential equations...

...but it never put a damper on my career.

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Amtrak cut costs by poorly building a "T" section where two tracks diverged. Unfortunately, the "T" fell out, and it ended up having to go in reverse.

I guess that's karma.

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Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire

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What do you call an overpriced, poorly performed circumcision?

A rip-off.

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Like the old saying goes: "If the shoe fits ..."

"... like a poorly made glove, then it's probably on the wrong ear."

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a nicely dressed man on a tricycle?

A tire

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man riding a unicycle, and a well dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

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Did you hear about the president and Vice President who worked together so poorly for 8 straight years that they havent talked to each other since?

They left on bad terms.

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I heard Donald Trump's favorite movie is The Breakfast Club......

Apparently he's always had a thing for poorly managed detention centers.

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Adolf Hitler is judged very poorly by history,

but....he did kill Hitler!

- Jimmy Carr

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My doctor just told me, If you dont stop drinking and smoking pot, it doesnt really matter how poorly you eat.

It is the best day of my life.

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A Jewish boy is doing poorly in math

Young Jewish boy is doing poorly in math. His parents are very concerned because they're both good at mathematics and they feel like he needs to learn math in order to be successful in college. They do everything they can to try to interest him. They hire tutors, they promise him rewards, they praise him when he does something good in math but nothing seems to work: he keeps coming back home


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What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly-dressed man on a bike?

Attire.

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a unicycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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Keanu Reeves is having lunch at a restaurant...

Keanu Reeves is sitting at a table for lunch when his server sees him looking a bit down. He rushes over and asks if everything is ok.

Server: is everything alright sir?

Keanu: the soup...

Server: is the soup too hot? I'm so sorry sir!

Keanu: no, no, just try the soup?

Server: is it poorly done? I shall tell the chef immedi...<


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What's worse than a repost?

A poorly formatted repost.

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Why did Soviet-era submarines perform so poorly?

They suffered from deep Russian.

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Things have been going so poorly lately.

I just hope I get repaid by karma...

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick

is that he is a poorly-executed character

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

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A guy was arrested for downloading a poorly rated movie.

It had only a rating of 3.14 on IMDB. But then again, it is illegal to download a pie-rated movie.

Ps: not my joke. Heard it today.

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Interesting Wi-Fi names and passwords

Looking to change my username to something funny after using the old one for a year or two.
My Wi-Fi is called WiFi.
So when someone asks what's the Wi-Fi..??, I respond by vaguely saying Wi-Fi..??
Got any ideas..

My password is asdghjkl.. say it as the second line without f(try to word it the most poorly way I can) and once they get it, they ask why no f, and I


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The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick...

is that he is a poorly-executed character.

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The problem with Nearly-Headless Nick...

is that he is a poorly-executed character.

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I need a compliment

I'm so ugly, fat and poorly dressed honey, I need a compliment.

Well, you have perfect eyesight sweety.

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The government has started fining its citizens for poorly worded sentences.

It’s the syntax

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Whats the difference between a nicely dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

...attire

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What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

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What is the difference between a well dressed guy on a tricycle and a poorly dressed guy on a bicycle?

Attire

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A joke is like a baby...

You deliver it poorly and it dies

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FBI: Open Up!

Her: you know. I think it's because I've been treated so poorly in my past relationships that I such a hard time opening up to new people.

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I Excel at Three Things

Counting poorly, and keeping secrets!

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What is the difference between a well dressed man in a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire

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What us the difference between a well dressed cyclist and a poorly dressed cyclist?

Attire

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Sex is like a poorly explained joke.

I don't get it.

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Our town's male strip club has employed a lot of poorly endowed men.

Ironically, they aren't short staffed.

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man in a unicycle?

Attire.

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I told my friend I could swallow a string and it would come out poorly tied

He told me I had to be joking. I threw it up loosely fastened and unraveling at the ends and said a frayed knot.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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Poorly paid UK surgeons

Yesterday I found out that NHS surgeons are so poorly paid that they have to resort to crime.

I saw a sign, it said "Thieves operate in this area."

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What's the difference between a well dressed person on a bicycle, and a poorly dressed individual on a unicycle?

Attire

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Why did the poorly endowed man put his dick into the ATM machine?

Because it said “enter pin”

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Im not sorry

What’s the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle. Attire

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Whats the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

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2nd world war school shooting

German: Goes on the rampage, than when thing get grim, shoots himself (because of Russian dude)

Italian: First starts as a school shooter, but then switches sides.

French: Surrenders without firing a single shot.

English: Uses drones very well.

American: Provides arms to shooters, then claims all the kill count.

Russian: has very lit


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Late last week,

I was rushing around trying to get some last minute shopping done. I was stressed out and not thinking very fondly of the Christmas season right then. It was dark, cold, and wet in the parking lot as I was loading my car up with gifts that I felt obligated to buy. I noticed that I was missing a receipt that I might need later. So mumbling under my breath, I retraced my steps to the mall entrance.<


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I was the most poorly dressed pallbearer at my father's funeral

I really let my dad down

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Whats the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

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What did Gordon Ramsay say when he saw the poorly cooked hot dog?

It’s fucking r/aww !!!

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