Polygamy

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What crime carries the punishment in itself?

Polygamy.

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What is the punishment for polygamy?

2 wives!

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Who called it 'polygamy and monogamy'...

...and not 'PirateBay and PrivateBae'?

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What is the penalty for polygamy?

Two mother-in-laws.

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Have you heard of the book Living in Polygamy?

By Sharon Peters

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A boy to his dad: "What's polygamy?"

"Go ask your mothers", he said.

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A boy to his dad: "What's polygamy?"

"It's having a wife too much", he says.

"And what is monogamy?"

"... the same"

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I am not in favour of polygamy.

One marriage is enough to ruin me.

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Our sex life was getting kinda stale, so my wife said we should try polygamy.

Apparently all the paper cranes I made for her weren't enough.

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What shape is most likely to be Mormon?

Polygons, they're into polygamy.

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What shape is most likely to be amish?

Polygons, they're into polygamy.

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In mathematics we learn polygons

In Islam they learn about polygamy

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Polygamy

A Mormon acquaintance once pushed Mark Twain into an argument on the issue of polygamy. After long and tedious expositions justifying the practice, the Mormon demanded that Twain cite any passage of scripture expressly forbidding polygamy.

"Nothing easier," Twain said. "No man can serve two masters."


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There is a local beer company here in Utah called Polygamy Porter

Their motto is "Beer so good, why not have more than one"

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The biggest problem with polygamy?

Multiple mother-in-laws.

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Joe Biden marries two gay White House officials at his house

Polygamy is legal!

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Polygamy vs. Monogamy

Polygamy: When a man has one too many wives.

Monogamy: When a man has one too many wives.

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Monogamy is having one spouse. Polygamy is having more than one spouse.

Monopolygamy is marrying the Monopoly Guy.

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What is the opposite of Polygamy?

> What is the opposite of Polygamy?

Monotony

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America was built upon homosexuality and polygamy.

Our four fathers

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Why was the pirate arrested for polygamy?

He kept on and on about his mateys.

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I want to handle the topic of traditional homosexual polygamy

Just like my four fathers did

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What is the penalty for polygamy?

Two wives.

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