Pointer

Jokes

Miss Wilson is teaching her class of 1st graders basic human anatomy...

The teacher aimed her pointer at the female anatomy chart.

“Now class, does anyone know what these are called?” the teacher asked.

“I know! I know!” exclaims the teacher's pet, Janie, sitting in the first row. “Those are breasts! My mommy has two of those, and she says some day I will too!”

“Very good Janie, you


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The American Kennel Club has recognized new dog breeds.

* Pointer + Setter = Poinsetter. Great for Christmas.
* Irish Water Spaniel + English Springer Spaniel = Irish Springer. Smells like fresh mountain dog.
* Bloodhound + Labrador = Blabrador. Won't stop barking.
* Deerhound + Terrier = Derriere. A dog that's true til the end.
* Terrier + Bulldog = Terrible. Not a very good dog.
* Collie + Lhasa Apso = Col


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What did the beer say when he shot a three pointer shot?

YEAST

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In my spare time I'm helping blind children.

This is a lot of fun, especially since I got my new 3W blue laser pointer.

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I love helping blind people in my spare time.

Especially since I got my new 3 watts laser pointer.

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My 3 watts blue laser pointer finally arrived and I played with it over the weekend.

I can no longer see why people say these devices were so dangerous.

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Who were the first female C-programmers?

The Pointer Sisters.

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Free pup to a good family

He's a friendly pointer-terrier mix who is full of excitement and energy. He loves kids, but he normally gets kibble.

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Say to someone...

"Hey come over here!"

*motion pointer finger to come to you*

"Ha, I just made you come with one finger, lets see if I can do it with two."

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What is the most depressing thing about a pc gamer...

His pointer finger.

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Back in ancient Egypt, the standardized units of measurements were based off the length of the current pharoah's body parts. The pointer finger would be one unit of measurement, the forearm another, and so on.

It could be noted, the pharoah was the ruler.

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I'm not very good at fingering myself

I could use a pointer or two

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Have been to this mexican website...

... and now my mouse pointer is gone!

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Watching the basketball game with my dad...

Me: Do you think Irving will score a three pointer in the last couple minutes?

Dad: I don't know, that's quite a long shot.

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My cat freaked out when I told him he was adopted.

Granted, I spelled it out on the floor with a laser pointer.

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A dangling pointer was trying to address...

But nobody cared as it was referring to a lot of garbage.

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What's an example of Jewish foreplay?

When the Rabbi makes a three-pointer at the Bris.

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