A leper is sitting at a lunch counter eating soup.
Suddenly the tip of his nose falls off, *plunk*, right in his bowl. Yet he keeps on eating.
The guy to his right starts gagging.
Then one of the leper's eyelids falls off, *plunk*. Again he goes on slurping.
The guy on his left starts dry heaving.
Suddenly the leper stops and says, "I'm sorry gentlemen, am I making you sick by eati