Plunk

Jokes

A leper is sitting at a lunch counter eating soup.

Suddenly the tip of his nose falls off, *plunk*, right in his bowl. Yet he keeps on eating.

The guy to his right starts gagging.

Then one of the leper's eyelids falls off, *plunk*. Again he goes on slurping.

The guy on his left starts dry heaving.

Suddenly the leper stops and says, "I'm sorry gentlemen, am I making you sick by eati


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