I once had a temp job at a prune processing plant
It was a plumb assignment
New kid on the jobsite today asked what was the proper name for the tool we were using (plumb bob)
I told him "Plumb Robert".
What do you call a plumb in a frock?
A damson in this dress.
Three guys are on a deserted island...
Just recently shipwrecked. As they each regain consciousness they realize they are surrounded by cannibals. The cannibals put each man into a bamboo cage and hold them there over night. The next morning the natives hand each man a palm leaf sack and explain to them that they are to gather a single fruit until the sack is full, then return before sundown or they will be hunted and eaten. The men ea