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A man spoke to each of his 3 sons when he sent them off to college...

"I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that.  However, I want you to appreciate it.  As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."

And so it happened.  His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a financial planner, each very successful financially.  When their father


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I decided to do some target practice. But instead of my target sheets, I accidentally used my business planner!

Now my whole week is shot.

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Was a wedding planner to a Mermaid couple once, but got such a terrible review

Apparently serving shrimp cocktails at the reception was not such a good idea

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What did the dyslexic German event planner say?

The hall cost will be 1940

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Dang this new wedding planner is great

For only an extra 200 bucks he'll consummate my marriage for me - whatever that means haha

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What do you call an escort with a day planner?

Whorganized?

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Why did the party planner say that everything was alright?

There was nothing *left* to do

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My 3 sons

A father told his 3 sons when he sent them to university: "I feel it's my duty to provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die."

And so it happened. His sons became a doctor, a lawyer and a financial planner, each very successful f


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What Do You Call Two Trains Crossing A Road?

A Bad City Planner!

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Did you hear the one about the forgetful party planner?

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Come on down to the City Funeral Planner! Basic One-Shots

Our special offers include:


-The 6am Mourning Service ($79)



-The Mourning in the Afternoon ($86)



-Good Mourning Service ($92) Perfect for celebrating your hated ones!

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An artist, an engineer, and a civil planner are arguing about God's occupation by observing the human body.

The artist says, "God is an artist. You only need to see the beautiful shapes of our muscles, the rich colors of our skin, the textures of our hair to see that."

The engineer says, "God is a engineer. You only need to see the wonders of the human body and its ability to grow and rebuild itself, the perfect mechanisms of its joints, its balance and speed and grace to se


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Have you ever heard of the wood stretcher

I am looking for stories of this joke ill give you a story of mine to make sure you know what joke im talking about.

My two friends were in shop class and they broke a piece of wood that the teacher said he couldn't replace so he said go down to mr.________ an other shop teacher and get the wood stretcher and they went down and asked him and he got this look on his face and took


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Kids Party Planner Singapore

Kids Party Planner, Kids Party Singapore, Kids Party Planner Singapore,

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3 Engineers are discussing what type of engineer God is...

Engineer #1

Obviously a Structural Engineer,like me. Look at the skeleton! Its art!

Engineer #2

Obviously a Electrical Engineer, like me. Look at the Nervous System! Genius!

Engineer #3

He's not a City Planner, like me... You Never put a waste treatment center so close to a recreational facility!


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Accordion and Tuba Duo

A party planner has organized a huge new year's eve party. At the last minute, the band he hired has to pull out because of death in the family. The planner is totally stressed out because he has 500 partiers and no band.

On December 30 he contacts the only local band that was avaliable, a duo consisting of an accordionist and a tuba player. He has hesitations, but he hires th


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