Piston

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Are you a redstone torch?

Because you make my sticky piston extend.

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Hey girl are you a slime ball?

'Because you make my piston sticky

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My girlfriend texted me...

My girlfriend texted me and said she blew a piston in her car, so I told her to send a pic. Turns out it was just a fan. I bet that guy doesn't even play basketball.

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The best engine in the world

The best engine in the world is the vagina.

It can be started with one finger. It is self lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks. It is only a pity that the engine management system is so temperamental.

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Hey girl, are you a Redstone Torch?

Because you really extend my Piston.

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I was walking along a road after my car broke down and a passing car stopped to ask if I needed a ride and why I was walking.

Piston broke I answered....Us too come on buddy get in.

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I was walking along a road after my car broke down and a passing car stopped to ask if I needed a ride and why I was walking.

Piston broke I answered....Us too come on buddy get in.

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A blonde drops her car off at a garage and then pops off to the bar. When she comes back she says "whasmatter wi ma car?"

"Piston broke"
"Okay, don't worry, I'll write you a cheque"

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I was having trouble with my motorbike so I arrived late at my girl friend's ...

she asked "what happened?"

I replied "piston broke",

and she said " I know you are, but what happened?"

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The vagina is the best engine in the world...

It can be started with one finger. It's self-lubricating. It accepts any size piston. It even changes its own oil every four weeks. It's a shame that the management system is so fucking temperamental...

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What slides in and out until it's balls are busted?

Piston

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What did the piston say to the freely expanding gas?

No pressure

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A car breaks down on an Indian reserve

Jim was driving his car through an Indian reserve and suddenly he hears a loud bang and his engine stalls. He gets out lifts the hood, as he's looking at the engine a car full of Indians drive by, stops, then backs up, the driver rolls down his window and ask " what's the problem? It is not safe for a lone white man to be in these parts" Jim looks at them and said "piston


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How did Charlie Sheen contract HIV?

He blew a Piston in his car.

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A drunk man waddles up to a car pulled over at the side of the road

He mumbles to the man fiddling about with the engine "Wassh the matter mate?" to which the man replies "Piston broke".

The drunk man looks at him for a couple of seconds before replying "Me too mate, me too" and shuffles off.

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An engineer is driving along a deserted road to his cottage...

When his car suddenly stops. He goes out and tries to see if he can find the problem. When he opens the engine, he finds that a gas cylinder cracked open. Because he's an engineer, he gets a soldering kit out to see if he can patch it up.

After he gets the soldering kit, a bus full of natives stops up beside him.

"Hey, what's up man? You need a lift?"


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The vagina is the greatest engine ever developed.

It accepts any size piston, it is self-lubricating, and it does it's own fluid change once a month. It's just a shame that the management system can be so temperamental.

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Drunk...

A drunk lurches out of a pub at lunchtime.

After getting his alcohol-induced double vision together, he notices a car parked by the kerb with its bonnet up and a man leaning against the car with his arms folded and looking very grumpy.

He staggers over and manages to slur, "What's the matter, mate?"

The grumpy guy scowls at the drunk and says,


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