Piccolo

Jokes

What kind of instrument can you make with a gherkin?

A piccolo.

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Why did the piccolo player get high before his date?

Because he wanted to go out on a high note

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How do you get two Piccolo players to play in tune?

Depends which one you want to shoot.

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What did Piccolo say to Frieza?

Find out next time on Dragon Ball Z.

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My friend asked me to come to his Halloween party dressed as a piccolo coffee

I told him I’d be a little latte

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I got suspended for bringing a piccolo to school.

They told me it was too sharp

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Two Musicians

Two musicians are walking down the street, and one says to the other, "Who was that piccolo I saw you with last night?"


The other replies, "That was no piccolo, that was my fife."

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NEWS FLASH

Actor/photographer Ron Howard was found dead in his domicile earlier today. Strewn across the room where he lay dead, police report, were both emptied vials of heroin and discarded McDonalds hamburger wrappers.

"We no too sure what-a kill him," said Officer Bernie Piccolo, "but we sure that-a opiate too much."


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