How do you describe a counterfeit phone?
What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and an anorexic prostitute?
One's a phony buck.
My horse dealer sold me a fake miniature horse
It was a phony
Is that IPhone real?
It looks pretty phony.
My grandfather was arrested numerous times for selling a phony life lengthening drug...
Once in 1888, again in 1922, a third time in 1954, and another time in January 2018
What's the difference between a hockey puck made of Styrofoam and bestiality?
One of them is a phony puck...
Whats the difference between a fake dollar bill and a skinny prostitute?
One’s a phony buck
What do you call an iPhone knock off?
I nearly beat up a psychic for being phony.
Too bad he saw it coming.
What do you call someone who pretends to like Vietnamese soup but really doesn't?
ATampT is creating their first ever phony-chocolate bar
I hear they're calling it "Raisin, the Bar."
What do you call a fake Apple product?
In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some phony gods blessing, but because I am enlightened by my...
When everyone around you has their phone out...
I guess you could say... you're in a phony world...
I am so sorry guys.
I knew the Psychic was a phony as soon as she accepted my check.
What did the iPhone say to the fake iPhone?
You're a phony
What do you call a fake Sony phone?
I was in Hollywood and I saw a man who I thought was Luke Skywalker. I pretended I was Darth Vader and with my phony light saber I severed his hand off in front of his wife.
It wasn't him though, it was a Luke-alike.
Phones are fake
What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny woman?
One is a phony buck...
Why did the two telephones get into a fist fight?
because one kept CALLING the other, a PHONY.