Phony

Jokes

How do you describe a counterfeit phone?

PHONY

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What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and an anorexic prostitute?

One's a phony buck.

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My horse dealer sold me a fake miniature horse

It was a phony

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IPhone

Is that IPhone real?

It looks pretty phony.

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My grandfather was arrested numerous times for selling a phony life lengthening drug...

Once in 1888, again in 1922, a third time in 1954, and another time in January 2018

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What's the difference between a hockey puck made of Styrofoam and bestiality?

One of them is a phony puck...

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Whats the difference between a fake dollar bill and a skinny prostitute?

One’s a phony buck

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What do you call an iPhone knock off?

A phony

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I nearly beat up a psychic for being phony.

Too bad he saw it coming.

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What do you call someone who pretends to like Vietnamese soup but really doesn't?

A phony

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ATampT is creating their first ever phony-chocolate bar

I hear they're calling it "Raisin, the Bar."

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What do you call a fake Apple product?

An i-phony

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In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of some phony gods blessing, but because I am enlightened by my...

KNAWLEDGE

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When everyone around you has their phone out...

I guess you could say... you're in a phony world...

I am so sorry guys.

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I knew the Psychic was a phony as soon as she accepted my check.

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What did the iPhone say to the fake iPhone?

You're a phony

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What do you call a fake Sony phone?

Phony

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I was in Hollywood and I saw a man who I thought was Luke Skywalker. I pretended I was Darth Vader and with my phony light saber I severed his hand off in front of his wife.

It wasn't him though, it was a Luke-alike.

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Phones are fake

They're phony.

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What's the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny woman?

One is a phony buck...

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Why did the two telephones get into a fist fight?

because one kept CALLING the other, a PHONY.

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