Heard this joke from a little kid. Why was the broken phonograph in the Hall of Fame?
Because it broke all the records.
A letter from a son to his dad
How are you? It i$ great here in Na$hville Univer$ity! I am learning about all of the types of $cience$, p$ychology, and $o much more! I don't want to you to $end me anything or whatever. I'm having a bla$t!
To which his dad replied...
To My Loving Son,
It is really great for you over