Perturbed

Jokes

A Welshman walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm...

"Look at this pig I've been fucking!" He loudly declares.

His wife, perturbed says, "That's a sheep you drunk asshole."

"Shut up!" He replies... "I wasn't talking to you."

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A Chinese man and a Jewish man are in an elevator..

..As they ascend floors, the Jewish man turns to the Chinese man and blurts out "You know what.. I don't like Chinese people too much." Taken back, the Chinese man asks him why. "Because you guys were responsible for Pearl Harbor!" Shocked, the Chinese man responds "That was the Japanese.." The Jew snapped back "Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese, you're all


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Pickup line from my severely allergic friend.

Hey gurl, are you a peanut? Because I'm very perturbed by the sight of you and the smell of you in this room is making me very ill, either you have to go or me.

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A newly-wed and rather conservative couple checked in their honeymoon suite...

and were getting ready to consummate their marriage. Both of them being virgins, they agreed not to look each other as they got ready. The groom proceeded to undress while the bride started looking for her nightgown in the suitcase. Unbeknownst to her, her sisters replaced the nightgown with a sexy lingerie as a practical joke and to "spice" things up a bit for the couple's first ni


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What do you call a perturbed grown-up?

An addled adult

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