Mt. Rushmore wasn't built in a day.
A girl recently told me that she was impressed with my persistence. I replied with, "Mt. Rushmore wasn't built in a day. I'll chip away until you have something disappointing and smaller than imagined."
What is persistence?
Fucking a dead woman until she comes.
There are two fish in a tank...
The first says "You drive, I'll fish the gun!"
The second says "We are occupying a glass rectangular container for water, not a military vehicle. Your persistence in your obviously delusional belief wearies us both."
The first says "Holy smokes! A talking fish!"
Grandpa saw how the Titanic sank
He did his best to warn the other people of the impending doom.
Some just whispered behind his back but most ignored him. Still, he continued on warning them that the ship will sink.
Due to his persistence, it got to the point where things got heated... and he was eventually thrown out of the movie theatre.
Some monks were trying to sell flowers...
...at the Playboy mansion. These monks had always been successful at selling flowers. However, Hugh Heffner was especially annoyed this day by their persistence and had security escort them from the premises.
Turns out, only Hugh can prevent florist friars.