How to catch a bear...
It's really easy to make your own bear trap and catch one! All you need to do is dig a great big hole in the ground, about 10 feet across and at least 15 feet deep. Then you want to gather as much wood as you can find, build a fire in the hole and let it burn down to ashes. There should be at least 6 inches of ash in the bottom of the hole, but preferably 12. Finally get a bag of frozen peas
What does a woman's thong have in common with a barbed wire fence?
... they both protect the perimeter without obstructing the view.