The inventor of autocorrect died today
Rust in peeve.
I'm going to name my next dog Peeve.
That way I can introduce him as my pet, Peeve
What is a diver's pet peeve?
It really makes his blood boil
I usually love animals
but my sisters dog peeve always seems to bother me.
My biggest pet peeve is the unnecessary politicisation of everyday conversation
People who do that are fucking Nazis
Everyone keeps getting annoyed and repeatedly asking me what my dog's name is.
Why won't they understand that that's my pet peeve?
Everyone keeps getting annoyed and asking me over and over what his name is.
Why won't they get it that that's my pet peeve?
I want to discover an unknown species of animal and call it the peeve.
That way, I could adopt one, and it'd be my pet peeve.
You know which phrase I really hate?
Next pet I get I will name Peeve.
Getting a dog next week, i'm naming him Peeve
It's my Pet Peeve
I have many cats and I name them all "Peeve." Last night, one of my largest cats was snoring. It's one of my biggest pet Peeve's pet peeves.
I had to give away peeve, my Great Dane.
But I don't really care because once he grew up he was my biggest pet peeve.
I want to get a dog and name him Peeve,
So when people come over I can say, "This is my pet, Peeve!"