Peeve

Jokes

The inventor of autocorrect died today

Rust in peeve.

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I'm going to name my next dog Peeve.

That way I can introduce him as my pet, Peeve

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What is a diver's pet peeve?

The bends.

It really makes his blood boil

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I usually love animals

but my sisters dog peeve always seems to bother me.

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My biggest pet peeve is the unnecessary politicisation of everyday conversation

People who do that are fucking Nazis

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Everyone keeps getting annoyed and repeatedly asking me what my dog's name is.

Why won't they understand that that's my pet peeve?

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Everyone keeps getting annoyed and asking me over and over what his name is.

Why won't they get it that that's my pet peeve?

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I want to discover an unknown species of animal and call it the peeve.

That way, I could adopt one, and it'd be my pet peeve.

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You know which phrase I really hate?

Pet peeve.

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Next pet I get I will name Peeve.

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Getting a dog next week, i'm naming him Peeve

It's my Pet Peeve

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I have many cats and I name them all "Peeve." Last night, one of my largest cats was snoring. It's one of my biggest pet Peeve's pet peeves.

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I had to give away peeve, my Great Dane.

But I don't really care because once he grew up he was my biggest pet peeve.

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I want to get a dog and name him Peeve,

So when people come over I can say, "This is my pet, Peeve!"

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