Pedophilia

Jokes

Japan's prime minister resigned over allegations of pedophilia

It was the second time Japan's government was brought down by a "little boy".

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Of all of the afflictions Ive been burdened with, pedophilia is the worst.

I’m kidding.

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I was going make a joke about Pedophilia

But my wife told me not to.Thats a cardinal sin.

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What did the cop say to his department after infiltrating a gay pedophilia ring?

I'm in boys

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Whats the difference between pedophilia and necrophilia?

5 minutes.

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Why did your mom go to jail?

For having sex with all the underage online 12 year old gamers =\ pedophilia

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People who get upset about pedophilia jokes....

are fucking children.

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Government doesnt take pedophilia and child related abuses seriously.

Because govt. think it’s a minor issue.

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What's the cause over rising pedophilia over recent years?

Sexier kids

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Why is pedophilia rare in Japan?

They have no love for Little Boys.

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If making love to dead people is necrophilia and making love to children is pedophilia, would making to the same gender be broiwannaphilia?

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Benjamin Button served his time for pedophilia

But they still won't let him within 2000 feet of a bingo parlor.

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Whats the number one cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

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The leading cause of pedophilia worldwide..

Sexy kids.

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What's the number one cause of pedophilia?

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Pedophilia is just so wrong

It's paedophilia

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Pedophilia got so feared that you can't even give a kid a free ice cream without being yelled at.

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Why don't redditors upvote pedophilia jokes?

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What do pedophilia and golf have in common?

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British officials find effective treatment for country's pedophilia problem.

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Whats the number one reason for Pedophilia?

Sexy children.

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Pedophilia

You grow into it.

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Did you hear about Father Dickinson?

He had to leave the church after being accused of incest and pedophilia

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Oh, pedophilia jokes...

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Whats the leading cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids

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What's the number one cause of pedophilia?

sexy kids

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What's the primary cause of pedophilia in the world?

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My friend is into necrophilia, pedophilia and beastiality.

It’s not as bad as it sounds, he just fucks scrambled eggs.

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What's the number one reason for pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

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What did one played out pedophilia joke say to the other played out pedophilia joke?

Maybe if we apply ourselves to Jared from Subway we'll be funny again.

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My wife accused me of pedophilia...

So I dropped her right back in her stroller, and walked out.

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My favourite thing about Pedophilia jokes...

Is that they never get old!

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The best things about Pedophilia jokes....

The best thing about pedophilia jokes is that they never get old!

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So I'm getting a blowjob from a cute girl...

And I finish in her mouth. She spits up a bit and looks at me angrily. "Why didn't you warn me!?"

"I thought you wanted to swallow," I said.

"Well that's awfully presumptuous of you."

"Well presumptuous is an awfully big word for a 12 year old"



Edit: I do NOT condone pedophilia! But


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Scientists have found a definite link between sugar highs and pedophilia

If you have a sugar high, you've probably eaten too many lolis.

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Scientists have found the number one cause of pedophilia.

Sexy children.

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I'll have you know I did four years in Nam.

Turns out pedophilia is illegal there too.

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What's the biggest cause of pedophilia in the USA?

Sexy kids

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Ever since I joined a French pedophilia group.. (Xpost rimgoingtohellforthis)

I've been on Claude, nine.

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Ever since I joined a French pedophilia group..(Xpost rimgoingtohellforthis)

I've been on Claude, nine

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Pedophilia is wrong.

It's Paedophilia.

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10th anniversary

So my girlfriends dad just accused me of pedophilia, she is 18 and I am 32. It ruined our 10th anniversary

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What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy children.

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What's the biggest cause of pedophilia in this country?

Sexy kids

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I used to waste so much time with my pedophilia, necrophilia, and beastiality...

Until I started fucking dead puppies


^^^I ^^^am ^^^going ^^^to ^^^hell ^^^huh?

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What does British parliament name as the 1 cause for pedophilia?

Sexy children

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Scientists have found the number one cause of pedophilia.

Sexy children.

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What is the leading cause of pedophilia?

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What is the leading cause of Pedophilia?

Sexy kids

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What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy children.

Happy xmas!

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