Japan's prime minister resigned over allegations of pedophilia

It was the second time Japan's government was brought down by a "little boy".

Of all of the afflictions Ive been burdened with, pedophilia is the worst.

I’m kidding.

I was going make a joke about Pedophilia

But my wife told me not to.Thats a cardinal sin.

What did the cop say to his department after infiltrating a gay pedophilia ring?

I'm in boys

Whats the difference between pedophilia and necrophilia?

5 minutes.

Why did your mom go to jail?

For having sex with all the underage online 12 year old gamers =\ pedophilia

People who get upset about pedophilia jokes....

are fucking children.

Government doesnt take pedophilia and child related abuses seriously.

Because govt. think it’s a minor issue.

What's the cause over rising pedophilia over recent years?

Sexier kids

Why is pedophilia rare in Japan?

They have no love for Little Boys.

If making love to dead people is necrophilia and making love to children is pedophilia, would making to the same gender be broiwannaphilia?

Benjamin Button served his time for pedophilia

But they still won't let him within 2000 feet of a bingo parlor.

Whats the number one cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

The leading cause of pedophilia worldwide..

Sexy kids.

What's the number one cause of pedophilia?

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Pedophilia is just so wrong

It's paedophilia

Pedophilia got so feared that you can't even give a kid a free ice cream without being yelled at.

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Why don't redditors upvote pedophilia jokes?

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What do pedophilia and golf have in common?

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British officials find effective treatment for country's pedophilia problem.

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Whats the number one reason for Pedophilia?

Sexy children.

Pedophilia

You grow into it.

Did you hear about Father Dickinson?

He had to leave the church after being accused of incest and pedophilia

Oh, pedophilia jokes...

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Whats the leading cause of pedophilia?

Sexy kids

What's the number one cause of pedophilia?

sexy kids

What's the primary cause of pedophilia in the world?

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My friend is into necrophilia, pedophilia and beastiality.

It’s not as bad as it sounds, he just fucks scrambled eggs.

What's the number one reason for pedophilia?

Sexy kids.

What did one played out pedophilia joke say to the other played out pedophilia joke?

Maybe if we apply ourselves to Jared from Subway we'll be funny again.

My wife accused me of pedophilia...

So I dropped her right back in her stroller, and walked out.

My favourite thing about Pedophilia jokes...

Is that they never get old!

The best things about Pedophilia jokes....

The best thing about pedophilia jokes is that they never get old!

So I'm getting a blowjob from a cute girl...

And I finish in her mouth. She spits up a bit and looks at me angrily. "Why didn't you warn me!?"

"I thought you wanted to swallow," I said.

"Well that's awfully presumptuous of you."

"Well presumptuous is an awfully big word for a 12 year old"



Edit: I do NOT condone pedophilia! But

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Scientists have found a definite link between sugar highs and pedophilia

If you have a sugar high, you've probably eaten too many lolis.

Scientists have found the number one cause of pedophilia.

Sexy children.

I'll have you know I did four years in Nam.

Turns out pedophilia is illegal there too.

What's the biggest cause of pedophilia in the USA?

Sexy kids

Ever since I joined a French pedophilia group.. (Xpost rimgoingtohellforthis)

I've been on Claude, nine.

Ever since I joined a French pedophilia group..(Xpost rimgoingtohellforthis)

I've been on Claude, nine

Pedophilia is wrong.

It's Paedophilia.

10th anniversary

So my girlfriends dad just accused me of pedophilia, she is 18 and I am 32. It ruined our 10th anniversary

What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy children.

What's the biggest cause of pedophilia in this country?

Sexy kids

I used to waste so much time with my pedophilia, necrophilia, and beastiality...

Until I started fucking dead puppies


^^^I ^^^am ^^^going ^^^to ^^^hell ^^^huh?

What does British parliament name as the 1 cause for pedophilia?

Sexy children

Scientists have found the number one cause of pedophilia.

Sexy children.

What is the leading cause of pedophilia?

What is the leading cause of Pedophilia?

Sexy kids

What's the number 1 cause of pedophilia?

Sexy children.

Happy xmas!