Paternity

Jokes

I can legally impregnate my sister in my state so I did

But paternity test says it is my another sister

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Sentences you dont hear that often:

My IT guy is out on paternity leave.

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On an unrelated note...

the paternity test came back negative.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say after being asked to get a paternity test?

Watson?

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Why did the vampire demand a paternity test?

[deleted]

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God took a paternity test

He found out he was the father, the son and the holy spirit.

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What did the doctor tell the panda bear after the results of his child's paternity test came back?

I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but the results are a bit grizzly.

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In Sweden paternity leave is a big thing. And it is very challenging, almost every father loses 23lb in the first few weeks.

They have no idea where the baby is.

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I visited the paternity ward at the hospital the other day.

It was just a room full of dads delivering lame jokes.

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I visited the paternity ward at the hosipital the other day.

It was just a room full of dads delivering lame jokes.

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I'm starting a business in Indiana we do paternity tests and private investigations.

It's called "Hoosier Daddy and What Does He Do?"

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Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was uncanny.

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Why didn't the mason jar need a paternity test?

Because the resemblance was un-canny!

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