Passive

Jokes

"My boyfriend was slept with by you!" I heard one girl shout at another.

"You're reputation will be ruined by this! YOU'RE GONNA BE KILLED BY ME!!"

"Why is she talking like that?" I asked my friend.

"Oh, don't mind her," he said. "She's just really passive aggressive."

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How many passive-agressive people does it take to change a lightbulb?

1, if you *really* want them to.

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"My boyfriend was slept with by you!" I heard one girl shout at another in the mall.

"Your reputation will be ruined by this! YOU'RE GONNA BE KILLED BY ME!!"

"Why is she talking like that?" I asked my friend.

"Oh, don't mind her," he said. "She's just really passive aggressive."

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Are bi-polar bears just polar bears who go both ways, or are they regular bears who are passive aggressive?

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Why did Jesus have a note above his cross?

It was the passive aggression of the Christ.

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We have a beautiful little girl who we named after my mom

in fact, Passive Aggressive Psycho turns five tomorrow.

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Anyone else agree?

I think Mercy's passive healing ability should heal not just physical pain but emotional pain from Genjis as well.

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I hate it when people say Im passive aggressive.

I’m not passive aggressive, unlike *some* people.

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So we were learning about passive and active voices,the teacher asked me if "jenny was eating a sausage" was active or passive.

I told him neither because there are only objects in the sentence.

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WHAT DO WE WANT? PASSIVE-AGGRESSIVE BEHAVIOR!

WHEN DO WE WANT IT?

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Well, we're sure you're really busy with all of your important things.

So, we'll just have to wait, until you feel that we've waited long enough, and maybe then, you'll be able to find some time for others.

It's fine.


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The easiest way to passive income and free housing benefits

Prison

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I'm not passive aggressive,

Unlike *some* people.

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NsfwHow does a person with Parkinson smoke cigarettes?

Passive

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My mother is so passive aggressive.

She says things to me like, “You can’t just seem to do anything right, and that’s what I really love about you.“

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What is a teenage girl's best friend?

Passive-Aggression

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What did the passive-aggressive raven say?

"Nevermind, Nevermind"

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I really like passive aggressive people

I'm not at all bothered by the fact they are giant cunts one and all.

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I'm sick of all these passive-aggressive posts.

You know who you are.

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How many passive aggressive people does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't bother, I'll do it myself.

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Don't worry if you've forgotten the first rule of Passive Aggressive Club, it's fine.

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I'm a passive aggressive driver.

I pass other drivers and then aggressively speed towards the next one.

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I perfected my passive aggressive jokes today...

Not that *you'd* care.

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What do you call a bipolar person's attitude?

Passive aggressive.

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What's a woman's best friend?

Passive-aggression.

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What's a girls best friend?

Passive-agression.

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When grammar nazis correct me, I start to make errors on purpose to mess with them.

You can say I'm passive, aggressive.

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What does an passive mans angry face look like?

:)

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My wife and I are the classic passive- aggressive couple...

I'm passive, she's aggressive.

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What did the eyeball say?

Eyes, in deep despair, looking up, said in a passive tone, "wazzup brow"

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Wifi

A man hears his neighbors having sex very night, so In a fit of passive aggressiveness, he changes the name of his wifi network to "Icanhearyouhavingsex".

The next day when he goes to sign on to his wifi, he sees another network labeled "Wecanhearyounothavingsex"

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How many passive-aggressive people does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh never mind, I'll just sit here in the dark...

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What is the difference between an Eskimo and a eunuch?

One is a frigid midget with a rigid digit, the other is a massive vassal with a passive tassel

(found this in Horace's Satires)

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What did one passive aggressive republican say to the passive aggressive democrat?

I don't know, let me go check my Facebook feed.

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The bar was walked into by the passive voice.

From [here](http://www.mcsweeneys.net/articles/seven-bar-jokes-involving-grammar-and-punctuation).

What are your best language jokes ?

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