Parade

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I miss the good ol days...

When we used to parade our president in a convertible.

Just. Fucking. Kidding

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Pelosi Parade

Now before you go crazy with your political views. You can easily switch the name to Donald Trump if it makes the joke better for you.

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A friend of Nancy Pelosi told her she had a fantastic dream last night.

There was a humongous parade in Washington celebrating Pelosi.

Millions lined the parade route, cheering when Nancy went


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What do you call a group of lions partying on ships in Gibraltar?

A strait pride parade.

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What do you call the drive thru line at chic fil a?

Straight pride parade.

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Why did the straight buffalo dad march in the pride parade? OC

To proudly support his Bison.

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Pride

A Pride parade is happening when a man joins in. This is an only gays pride parade. At the end of the parade, someone calls over the speaker, "Now kiss your love.", everybody kisses somebody of the same gender, although some came alone. The man asks a woman why everyone here is kissing the same gender, the woman says, "This is a gay pride parade. Don't you see the equality and


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You know what they call a straight pride parade?

Traffic

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My mom called and told me granpa is now somewhere over the rainbow and gone to his glory.

Yeah, I saw him on the news - he had a hell of a Pride parade.

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I hear there was this Pride parade in LA.

They want straight outta Compton.

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What did JFK say right before he got shot?

"I need this parade like I need a hole in my head"

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Parade

*year 2050*

Cyborgs:(in unison) WE WANT A PARADE!!!

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What do you call a gay pride parade that was ran over

Rainbow road

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Are we going to a straight pride parade?

You mean the line at Chik-Fil-A?

Credit: My wife.

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Are we going to a straight pride parade?

You mean the line at Chik-Fil-A?

Credit: My wife.

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What do you call a Straight Pride Parade?

Traffic

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I can't wait to participate in the Straight Pride Parade in my neighborhood!

I think I'll order a spicy chicken sandwich, waffle fries with Polynesian sauce, and a lemonade.

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The screensaver on my wife's laptop is a series of pictures of her getting fucked by different guys at a May Day parade...

I don't know, but it seems like there's a lot of red flags there.

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Napoleon Bonaparte finds himself and his adjutant in the USSR

the year is 1960, and it's 9th of May - a national holiday of Nazi Germany defeat, with military parade, fireworks, etc.

They both are in a luxury box on a red square - right in front of the parade. USSR military are marching, warmachines and tanks are driving by in columns, fighter jets are flying by.
Napoleon's adjutant watches the parade with his jaw on the floor a


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What do you call it when you throw an incendiary in a gay pride parade?

An LG-Bbq

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What happens if you throw a cocktail at a Gay Pride parade?

An LGBBQ

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Whats long, green, and has 40 IQ points?

A St. Patrick’s Day parade

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What's green, 2 miles long and has an asshole every couple of feet?

St. Patrick's day parade in Dublin.

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Happy Parade Day

It happens every March fourth

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They say there were stabbings at the gay pride parade in Fort Lauderdale yesterday.

But none of them were life-threatening.

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What's event appears hateful and progressive at the same time?

A White Pride Parade

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What's event appears hateful and progressive at the same time?

A White Pride Parade

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A man was walking through town

A man was walking through town when he saw a crowd of bystanders watching a funeral parade. He asked a bystander what's going on. The bystander said that they're going to scatter the ashes of Clark Gable so he's truly Gone With the Wind.

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Its parade day in Russia and 3 military thieves are locked in a jail cell awaiting their punishment.

All the other males in the army are either partaking in the parade or out celebrating their national pride and getting drunk on vodka so they have cleverly untrusted their female counterparts to continue running things whilst they are gone.

A female Lieutenant asks her superior, “How are we to punishing them?” Not to be outdone by her male comrade counterparts, the superio


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An old man goes to a pride parade

An old man is on his way to a coffee shop, and across the street he sees a gay pride parade. He’s puzzled as to what it is, so he decides to check it out.

He goes up to a 20-something man there and says “excuse me sir, what is this?”

“This is a gay pride parade!”

“Huh,” says the old man, “when I was your age bei


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So, I went to a ninja parade

It was a complete rip off. I didn't see a damn thing, but I kept finding candy in my pockets.

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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What do you call 10000 heads and 1 brain cell?

A gay pride parade

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What do you call it when there are thousands of heads and only one brain cell?

A gay pride parade

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The parade has been on for more than 1.5 minutes and now I'm confused...

... because at the beginning, the announcer clearly said "Welcome to the 90-second Thanksgiving Day parade!"

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What do you call a group of mental hospital escapees?

An LGBT Pride Parade

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What happens if you fire a flamethrower at a Gay Pride Parade?

An LG BBQ!!!!!

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Why don't gay people parade around after September 21st?

Because PRIDE comes BEFORE the FALL!

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Many fellow physicians were scheduling their own colonoscopy before a respected colleague ended his many years of practice. Just before going under sedation for my procedure I told him

“I’m just part of the parade of assholes here in your last few months to wish you a happy retirement.”

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At a May Day parade, a very old Jew is carrying a placard which reads:

"Thank you, comrade Stalin, for my happy childhood!" A Party representative approaches the old man.

"What's that? Are you mocking our Party? Everyone can see that when you were a child, comrade Stalin hadn't yet been born!"

The old man replies, "That is precisely why I am grateful to him!"


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Whats martin luther kings favorite song?

Black parade.

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At a May Day parade, a very old Jew carries a placard which reads:

"Thank you, comrade Stalin, for my happy childhood!" A Party representative approaches the old man.

"What's that? Are you mocking our Party? Everyone can see that when you were a child, comrade Stalin hadn't yet been born!"

The old man replies, "That is precisely why I am grateful to him!"


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At a May Day parade, a very old Jew carries a placard which reads:

"Thank you, comrade Stalin, for my happy childhood!" A Party representative approaches the old man. "What's that? Are you mocking our Party? Everyone can see that when you were a child, comrade Stalin hadn't yet been born!"

The old man replies, "That is precisely why I'm grateful to him!"


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What do you call a parade of rabbits marching backwards?

A receding hair-line.

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How do you get to the Nazi parade ?

First you take the 4th left and then you take the Third Reich.

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Why do french tanks have 6 gears?

5 for reverse, 1 for parade.

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How many North Koreans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A hundred thousand. One to screw in the lightbulb, and the rest for holding the parade.

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I heard Incels are working on their own version of a pride parade.

It's called the "Tool World Tour 2018".

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Why are lesbians always at the front of the Pride Parade?

Because they're doing 69 while the guys are packing their shit.

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TIL about the biggest fail at the Gay Pride Parade concert

None of the guitarists could find their G-string

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Ontario Conservatives are like Leafs fans

After losing 4 straight they finall win one and think they should plan a fucking parade.

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