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Two gay men, Dave and Bob are traveling on a plane.
"What if we had sex?" Asks Dave.
"Here, one the plane? Are you crazy? Everyone would be watching us doing it, it'll be awkward."
"Nobody is paying attention to anything. Look!"
Dave stands up and asks loudly:
"Could I have a pencil, please?"
Nobody paid attention, everyone is busy minding
A man goes for a medical check up for his new job. He told his doctor not to be alarmed because he has 5 penises.
Doctor : how does your pant fit?!??
Man : like a glove
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the countryside?
One's a pant in the country.
The other's a c××t in the pantry.
A 30 year old man has had a headache for 15 years
He goes to the doctor to see about it. His doctor says “I’ve only heard of this once before, the only solution was to cut off your penis”
The man says “oh wow, can I think it over for a couple days before the procedure”
The doctor says “of course”
The man goes home and thinks about it and is thinking I don’t wa
So Jared Fogle was actually reported to have been spotted at a local Macy's.
He heard Boys pant were half off.
Is she right or wrong?
A very young teenager, prepared to leave for school, on her very first day; and this is the mother instructions and warning to her;
MOTHER: daughter, when you get to school, be very careful, with male student, always sit like a lady and never allow anyone to see your underwear(pant).
DAUGTHER: yes mum.
Later that day, at noon, the girl returned with so much excitement, and from a
What's the difference between Gordon Ramsey and a run in the forest?
Ones a pant in the country the others a...
Did you hear about the crown of Catholic priests at baby Gap?
The sign out front advertised "Little Boy's Pant Half Off!"
Woman's pant pockets are like their rights.
There, but only for show.
How to get into a girl's pants.
1. Start off with casual conversation.
2. Ask her questions, PERSONAL questions about herself and her lifestyle, and make sure to look her in the eye.
3. Do not initiate physical contact at this moment.
4. Figure out whether or not you want something from this girl from this stage, because it’s about to get good.
5. Give her a wink or a nud
What would King T'challas be if he had asthma?
The Black Pant-tha.