What does a dog with cleft pallet say?
A pallet jack can carry up to 5000lbs
But it gets stuck on a marble...
What do a pallet of bricks and a fat girl have in common?
Sooner or later they will get laid by a Mexican
What do a pallet of bricks and a fat lady have in common?
Sooner or later they will both get laid by a Mexican...
What do you call someone with a lazy eye and a clef pallet?
What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common?
...they both have a 90% chance of being nailed by a Mexican.
What do you call a pallet jack that's stuck in the snow?