Pallet

Jokes

What does a dog with cleft pallet say?

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A pallet jack can carry up to 5000lbs

But it gets stuck on a marble...

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What do a pallet of bricks and a fat girl have in common?

Sooner or later they will get laid by a Mexican

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What do a pallet of bricks and a fat lady have in common?

Sooner or later they will both get laid by a Mexican...

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What do you call someone with a lazy eye and a clef pallet?

Names

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What does a fat girl and a pallet of shingles have in common?

...they both have a 90% chance of being nailed by a Mexican.

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What do you call a pallet jack that's stuck in the snow?

Jack frost!

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