Painless

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My doctor asked if I was interested in a new procedure

which can help me grow taller. He told me it's noninvasive and relatively painless, so I decided to try it out.

I thought it was working for a while until I realized he was just pulling my leg.

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My urologist is the best

the last prostate check was painless and enjoyable,
and the best part is that he did it with both his hands on my shoulders!

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What's painless but makes me sick?

The music in my local gym.

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I heard jumping to your death is a painless way to go.

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A man is about to be killed...

A man is about to be killed and is brought to the town square.
The mayor of the town asks the man if he would like to be burned at the steak or have his head chopped off. The man replies that be would prefer to be burned. The mayor has seen many people killed and most select having their heads cut off, which is quick and somewhat painless. The mayor asks why and the man replies that a hot st


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Gelding Ahmed's Camel

As a merchant in the caravan business, Ahmed was well aware that a neutered camel can go longer and further without water than one which has not been neutered. But although he knew he was losing money, he couldn't bear the thought of inflicting such pain on his lead camel, which was really more of a pet than a beast of burden.

Walking through a bazaar one day he found the solutio


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What is the painless frequency?

0 Hz

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