Overture

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The audience was really blown away when Tchaikovsky performed his 1812 overture for the first time.

So he decided to remove the cannonballs from then on.

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You know they played Tchaikovsky's 1812 Overture at the theater last night

"Oh that's really cool"

"Yeah the audience was blown away, they were picking up body parts from off the floor for hours"

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The William Tell Overture is softcore porn. NSFW

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How long is an overture?

Time Will Tell.

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New Girlfriend (54)

(*pensively*):
Hmmm, I guess things are really getting serious between me and my girlfriend, uh, Juliet, because I just added the song "Romeo and Juliet - Fantasy Overture" to my favourites playlist.
(*lightheartedly*):
I mean, I don't even particularly like that song.
**(*Laugh Track*)**
(Joke sponsored by Al Tebehalah's Discount Lobotom


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