Overthrow

Jokes

I wanted to overthrow the government

But all I brought down was somebody’s wife

(CB)

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Someone tried to overthrow the government with some hors d'oeuvres but failed spectacularly.

When will people learn that vol-au-vents is never the answer.

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Why did the U.S send Cam Newton to North Korea?

So he could overthrow Kim Jong-Un

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While high on LSD a talking tree told me to overthrow the government.

I said “I cant”

“That would be treeson”

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What do you call a group of babies attempting to overthrow the government?

A Coochie Coochie Coup

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When it gets to January, Im going to overthrow the Government!

It’ll be my new year’s Revolution

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What do you call a fake attempt to overthrow management at the puzzles and mind games factory?

Pseudo coux

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Why did Bush overthrow Saddam Hussein?

He didn’t want him to build an iraqet

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What's the difference between a brutal military overthrow and a Volkswagen Beetle made out of mucus?

One's a vicious coup and the other is a viscous coupe.

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What do you call a really loud stick that tries to overthrow its government?

Acoustic.

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What do you call a spider that wants to overthrow the government?

An anarchid.

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How many ghosts does it take to overthrow the French Government?

Beaucoup!

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How many ghosts does it take to overthrow the French Government?

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