How does the overlook hotel batter it's chicken?
With bREaD cRUMs.
A guy takes his girlfriend parking on a quiet overlook of the town.
Girlfriend says "My mother told me to say NO to *everything*"
Guy says "Would you mind sucking my cock?"
An office worker opened his pay envelope to find
his check was short $100. He called the accounting department to voice his complaint.
"You're right, we made a mistake," said the clerk, "but last week we overpaid you $100 and we didn't hear you complaining then."
"Look," said the man, "I can overlook one mistake. But two weeks in a row?"