Overflowing

Jokes

Emergency collection points have been established for overflowing garbage due to the government shutdown and have been clearly marked by volunteers...

Just look for the Trump sign in the yard.

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Emergency collection points have been established for overflowing garbage due to the government shutdown and have been clearly marked by volunteers...

Just look for the Trump sign in the yard.

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Malicious Compliance

An Englishman, a Scotsman and an Irishman are in the pub one night complaining about their nagging wives. In order to get their own back, they decide to do the first thing their wives tell them when they return home that night.

The Englishman gets home, lights a cigarette and falls asleep on the couch dropping ash on the carpet. His wife smells the smoulder and comes down the stairs


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Two gay men are engaged in coitus...

Two gay guys are engaged in coitus in a bathtub when the doorbell rings. The guy in back tells his "front" man not to finish without him and goes to answer the door.

When he gets back, oh, it appeared he finished alright. The tub was overflowing with it. The sink was overflowing. The toilet. Even the ceiling was dripping. He yells, "I TOLD YOU NOT TO FINISH WITHOUT ME!


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My mailbox is overflowing, my spam folder and junk folder rival each other in size, and I keep procrastinating on dealing with it...

But one day I'm gonna go clean all that up, you just wait and DNC.

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Why do women have periods?

They drink men's blood all month and it's overflowing when they are full.

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How to get a divorce

Wife: Honey, how do I look?

Husband: Like a.. Well, great!

Wife: Good great or bad great?

Husband: Overflowing sewer grate.

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Annual "How to Avoid Array Overflowing" seminar will be held

at Febuary'29

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A maternity ward was overflowing one national holiday

It was Labor day

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Hitler went to Auschwitz one day...

... he gathered all the jews and said: "Today, half of you are going home!"

Everyone started cheering, overflowing with joy at the good news.

Hitler smiled and yelled to his right: "Hans, bring ze chainsaw!"

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A young atheist scientist finally finishes "A brief History of Time and Space"

Your euphoria overflows. "Sagan forbid..."


Strap that cowboy fedora you got for prom on top of that balding head ASAP to try hold it in.


You are enlightened.



"Hitchens...."



It's flowing out your nose [but your nefarious neckbeard catches it, absorbs it and suddenly transforms


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