Overcoat

Jokes

3 old ladies at the park

Three little old ladies were sitting on a park bench when a flasher came by in only an overcoat and opened it as wide as it could go. The first little old lady had a stroke, the second little old lady also had a stroke, but the third little old lady couldn't reach.

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Three senior ladies are sitting on a park bench.

A man walls up in an overcoat and flashes them.

The first two had a stroke. The third would have had a stroke as well but she could not reach.

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This guy in an overcoat walks up to two old nuns on a bench

and opens up his coat to reveal he's completely naked underneath. One of the nuns has a stroke.

The other one couldn't reach

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Three old ladies were sitting on a park bench

...when a man in an overcoat walked up and flashed them.

The first lady had a stroke.

The second lady also had a stroke.

The third lady was going to, but she was sitting too far away.

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Friend 1: Did you know that I had taken up story-writing as a career?

Friend 2: “No, sold anything yet?”
Friend 1: “Yes, my watch, my saxophone, and my overcoat.”

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Three old ladies sat at a park bench when a man in an overcoat appeared in front of them, opened his overcoat, and flashed his naked body.

The first old lady was overcome by the experience and had a stroke. The second old lady was also overcome by the experience and had a stroke. The third old lady didn't have a stroke at all -- her arms were too short.

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Friend 1: Did you know that I had taken up story-writing as a career?

Friend 2: “No, sold anything yet?”
Friend 1: “Yes, my watch, my saxophone, and my overcoat.”

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