Outbreak

Jokes

I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug,

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I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea.

I can’t stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it.

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Two cows are standing in a field

Two cars are standing in a field

Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease
Cow 2: Good thing im a helicopter

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An anti-vax rally ended earlier today...

...Due to an outbreak of the measles

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Necromancer: The dead shall rise again!

In the middle of a measles outbreak: This isn't what I meant.

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Two cows are standing in a field

Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?

Cow 2: Good thing I’m a helicopter.

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Did you hear about the mad cow disease outbreak?

It was udder pandemonium

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Two cows in a field.

Cow 1: Have you heard aboutthe outbreak of the Mad Ciw disease?

Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.

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E COLI OUTBREAK

Because of the E coli outbreak with romaine, convicts are abstaining from tossing anyone's salad

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My lady friend was thinking of smuggling some Mexican Romaine into the US due to the outbreak.

It's not a terrible idea, but I'm afraid that if she's caught they'll have to Caesar at the border.

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There's alot of panic regarding the E.Coli outbreak in North America.

But I think people should Romaine calm.

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What did the Romaine lettuce say to the other one after the outbreak?

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Romaine lettuce dont kill people, people kill people...

News: Romaine lettuce linked to E. Coli outbreak...

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Did you hear about the recent polio outbreak among Stormtroopers?

I guess it’s because they always miss their shots.

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The ending to this e. coli outbreak

Romaines to be seen

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Did you guys hear about the widespread Alzheimer's outbreak?

Neither have I.

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I heard a report!

I heard a report about a bad outbreak of the tummy bug, apparently, 9 out of 10 people there suffered from diarrhea. I can’t stop thinking about that tenth person who apparently enjoyed it.

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Three cows are standing in a field...

Cow #1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?

Cow #2: Good thing I'm a helicopter

Cow #3: Holy shit a talking cow!

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Three cows are standing in a field.

Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?

Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter

Cow 3: Holy shit a talking cow!

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Did you hear about the drug outbreak

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Two cows are standing in a barn.

Cow 1: Hey, did you hear about the big outbreak of mad cow disease?

Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.

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Outbreak - New Strain of Bird Flu Discovered!!!

It's called Chirpies.
It's a Canarial Disease.
It's Untweetable.

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Chemist died in a fire outbreak. Polices had identified the cause,

the chemist knew the water was not a solution,

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3 cows

3 cows are standing in a field

Cow 1: did you hear the outbreak of mad cow disease?

Cow 2: good thing I'm a helicopter

Cow 3: Holy shit a talking cow

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If there's ever a zombie outbreak, it should happen in Las Vegas

Because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

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Two caw are standing in a field

Cow 1: Did you hear about the outbreak of mad cow disease?

Cow 2: Good thing I'm a helicopter.

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WP There has been a zombie outbreak, and you lead a response team.

Somebody at the CDC is an asshole. Or was. The last we heard from Atlanta was a warning not to try to return. The main wing had been breached and the end was imminent. The city hadn't been doing well so it wasn't a surprise, but it still hurts to know there will be no going home. We are the Regional Zombie Outbreak Response Team (ReZORT) responsible for coordinating and leading zomb


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How are old jokes on reddit like a herpes outbreak?

You know they are going to keep coming back, and despite the fact they are weaker each time, you still don't look forward to them.

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How did Australians get ebola?

By eating at Outbreak Steak House

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Did you hear about the outbreak of Urinary Tract Infections at the University of Texas?

It's odd they couldn't see the issue with all those UTI's

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Who do mathematicians call when there is a zombie outbreak?

CUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!

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Have you heard my joke about the Ebola outbreak yet?

Eh... Nevermind. You probably won't get it.

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Ebola Plague

The CDC has confirmed that the recent Ebola outbreak is now the second disease in history to be known as the "black death".

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ELI5: with the recent outbreak of Ebola why hasn't Madagascar sealed it's borders yet?

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TIL why some men grow out their facial hair.

To hide a hair-pes outbreak.

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