Ornithology

Jokes

What do you get when you mix ornithology with Mexican spirits?

Tequila Mockingbird

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Ornithology

This joke was told to me by an older man that is a retired engineer.

>Back in the 60's when I was in engineering school, I needed an easy filler class. I was already loaded down with calculus, physics, and engineering classes, so when I saw Ornithology, I decided to sign up. It only met 1 hour per week! The teacher was an old woman with gray hair and a nasally voice, who n


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An exam in ornithology class.

An ornithology class is about to take an exam. Every student is sitted in their chair, then, the teacher proceeds to give all a single bird claw to every student.

- **Teacher**: Ok, I want you, with those meres claws, to identify when was born, when did it die and what bird species was alive.

A student rises his hand:

- **Student**: But how the actual hell ca


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I'm taking an ornithology class as an elective to boost my GPA.

It's a bird course.

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Did you hear about the woman who replaced her addiction to ornithology with alcohol?

She was described as being off her tits.

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What do you call the host of a Fox News show on ornithology?

Glenn Peck.

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So, she's into ornithology you said?

Not quite. I said she's fond of a cockatoo...

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