Oriental

Jokes

Heard a rumour that Cadbury's are bringing out an oriental chocolate bar....

...Turns out it was just a Chinese Wispa!

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An Oriental man was sitting in a restaurant in Chinatown when a Jew suddenly came up and tipped a bowl of fried rice over his head.

"That's for Pearl Harbour" , said the Jew.
"But I'm Chinese", cried the man. The Jew was unrepentant. "Chinese, Siamese, Japanese, you're all the same!" At this, the Chinaman picked up his plate of sweet and sour chicken and threw it over the Jew.
"That's for sinking the Titanic", shouted the Chinaman.
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If you toss an oriental Chinaman into the air...

...does he get disoriented?

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I was hitting on an oriental girl once

I asked her for her number and she said 'sex sex sex, free sex tonight' and i thought i had scored until her friend told me 'she said 666-3629'

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What do you call an oriental crab?

A Crust-Asian

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What do you call when someone eats oriental food on the tennis court?

Thai break.

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I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar.

Could be a Chinese Wispa.

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What do you get when you toss a beef tongue

into an Oriental salad with chicken gizzard.

I dunno, but it sounds kinda punny.

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If you spun an Oriental guy around and round...

Would he become _disoriented?_

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I Heard Cadbury Are going to Make An Oriental Chocolate Bar

But it could just be a Chinese whisper

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What is another name given to Dragon Li

Oriental Pussy

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Rumour has it Cadbury are bringing out an Oriental chocolate bar.

It could be a Chinese Wispa.

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A Jewish couple go to a Chinese restaurant.

The man says to the woman, "I wonder if there are Oriental Jews?" So he decides to ask the waiter. The waiter tells him to wait, and he'll go ask the chef. When he returns, he tells the man,"Chef say no Oriental jews, only olange jews and glapfluit jews."

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I am going to open a Oriental restaurant here in England called Wok...

...stock and two smoking spring rolls

It's going to be mint

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I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar...

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How can you tell Oriental Dynasties are obese?

Because they have hundreds of Qins

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What's the difference between a lobster and an oriental woman run over by a steamroller?

One's a crustacean and the other a crushed Asian.

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Shit! My crazy husband ate jerry!

He's highly allergic to oriental food! This isn't good!

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I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar. Could be a Chinese Wispa.

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What happens if you spin an oriental person around really fast for an extended period of time?

They become disoriented.

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I went into McDonald's and asked for an oriental wrap...

And the guy serving me started singing 2pac in a Chinese accent.

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What's the difference between the sun and oriental people's eyes?

The sun rises all the way.

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What does an Asian person say when asked, "does the carpet match the drapes?"

I don't have a carpet; I have an Oriental rug.

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I like my women like I like my antiques. . .

Oriental and fragile.

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I heard a rumour that Cadbury is bringing out an oriental chocolate bar.

Could be a Chinese Wispa

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If I ever become a DJ, my name will be DJ Oriental Immigrant

Because I lay down sick tracks

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What do you get when a Caucasian man and an Asian woman have a baby?

A Dis-orient-tated Oriental.

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So I released a new cook book in the oriental side of town.

It's called *101 ways to wok your dog*

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What do you call an Asian guy with a great work ethic?

Task Oriental.

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What do you call a hairpiece on an Asian guy?

...an Oriental Rug.

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Oriental Rugs and Tubs...

could be a furniture store or a dyslexic whorehouse.

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A dyslexic messed up the sign to a whorehouse. It sounded like a furniture store...

The sign read, "Oriental Rugs and Tubs".

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Why are Asian people so good at math?

Because they're very detail oriental.

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I spilt oriental tea into my lap...

Now I have chai knees.

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You might be a redneck

If you think "Pearl Jam" is an oriental sex act

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Girl you are like a fine oriental rug...

...you'd look great on hardwood.

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If you think "Pearl Jam"

Is an oriental sex act, you might be a redneck

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Hear about the oriental tailor that got arrested for being too arrogant with his customers?

He was always feeling cocky.

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