Orbiting

Jokes

Your momma so fat...

She got smaller fat people orbiting around her.


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God i wonder what would happen if someone tried to build a city on an orbiting astroid.

it'd probably be an astrocity

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Which planet has the most moons orbiting it?

Uranus right after you take a dump.







I just made that up after taking a Bing quiz, I think.

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Your mom is so fat...

She has smaller fat women orbiting around her.

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Two Astronauts were orbiting the Earth and started talking...

The first one said "Hey man, I can't find any of the powdered milk to put in my coffee."

The second one said "In space nobody can. Here, use cream."

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Mass Extinction

The Lunar Laser Ranging experiment has shown that the moon is moving away from the earth at a rate of about two centimeters a year. If you perform a regression you'd find that 65 million years ago, the moon must have been orbiting the earth at a height of about 20ft, which, if you think about it, explains why the dinosaurs died out (well, the tall ones anyway).


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Space Joke

What is a black man on a spaceship orbiting around the earth?

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What do two horny astronauts do in the orbiting satellite? (NSFW)

They Fuck Around

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What do you call a couple of ones and zeros orbiting around each other?

Binary stars.

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I heard there's a massive black hole in the center of the galaxy.

Apparently we're orbiting Uranus.

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Has been posted before, but one of my favorites.

Sherlock Holmes and John Watson go on a camping trip. In the middle of the night, Sherlock wakes up John and says, "Watson, what do you see when you look up at the sky?"
Watson looks up and says, "I see millions of stars."
Sherlock says, "Well, what can you deduce from that?"
After a moment's thought, Watson says, "Since there are so many s


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Your momma's so fat...

Her picture fell off the wall

She wears a 3 piece bikini

There are smaller fat women orbiting her

Her tampons come equipped with On Star

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