Orbit

Jokes

Yo mama so fat

She always gets caught for shoplifting because small objects orbit around her waist

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Only 55 of people know that the sun is a star.

Absolute idiots, I guess few of them know that we orbit Jupiter, either.

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Astronauts who were in orbit for a long time discovered that human foreskin grows back in zero gravity

The effect is known as space de-bris

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An astronaut got stuck in a pack of gum,

I guess you could say he's stuck in orbit

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A year ago today, SpaceX launched "StarMan" into orbit

Apparently as StarMan has flown further away from earth, it has become harder and harder to track him. One might say the odds are astronomical.

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Justin told me my mama was so fat she had a gravitational orbit ...

I told him he doesn’t understand how physics works, cause everyone has a gravitational orbit.

Then I informed him his dad is so massive that his gravitational orbit is so large, not even light can escape it — and that’s why he hasn’t seen his dad in 20 years!

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If you shrunk the solar system down so that the sun was at the top of your head and the orbit of Pluto was at your feet,

Uranus would be right about where you'd expect it to be.

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Why isn't the moon considered a planet?

**Student:** *Why isn't the moon considered a planet?*

**Physics Teacher:** *because it doesn't orbit a star.*

**Student:** *bro you are the star.*

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Yo mamma so fat...

... she pulls satellites out of orbit with her gravity.

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Yo mama so fat

When she jumps moon changes its orbit.

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Yo momma so fat

She laid at sea level and you were born in orbit

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What did the Tesla say after being placed in heliocentric orbit towards Mars?

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Why can't the flat Earther Rocketeer get his rocket to launch?

Because his theories require him to fall flat on his face. A rocket can only go into orbit around a spherical Earth.

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Pluto's Orbit

Did you know that Pluto's orbit around the sun is so large that it didn't even complete a single Pluto year between the time we found it and declassified it as a planet? It takes 248 earth years for 1 Pluto year. Isn't that horrible? Put it this way. We named a planet after a cartoon dog, and before it even turned one in its doggy years, we put it down. Isn't that horrible?


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Did you know that NASA sent a bunch of cows into orbit?

It was the herd shot round the world.

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What do you call a fish in orbit?

Trouterspace.

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I ordered a meal from the International Space Station.

My sides are in orbit.

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Why is the an outage of rubber bands in Albania?

Because they are preparing to launch their first artificial satellite into orbit.

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What do you get when you cross a kid who's eaten enough sugar to send a rocket into orbit, and the meanest boy in the whole world?

Hyperbole

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Hey India

Your MOM is in orbit around mars!

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Why does the Earth orbit around the sun.

Who wouldn't want to be around something as hot as that?

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What do you call an article written about a dead astronaut?

An *orbit*-tuary!

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Yo mama's so fat...

... that if you walk too close to her, you'll go into orbit.

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You may not be aware of it, but NASA conducted an experiment during the Apollo mission days.

They launched a collection of cows into orbit on a prototype rocket.

It was a herd shot round the world.

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