Orange

Jokes

Please stay away from that demarcated orange tarmac!!

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What did it smell like in Sean Connery's bathroom after he used Orange bathroom potpourri spray?

Shitrus.

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Why did Dave get fired from the orange juice factory?

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What do you call an orange guy in a white house?

A joke.

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Last night I had a dream I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda

It turns it was just a fanta sea

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What do you call Trump's Jewish Sister?

Orange Jews

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My friend says to me, "What rhymes with orange?"

I said, "No it doesn't"

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I Want to Make a Band called Mashed Potatoes

Then go on an Ultimate Tour with Meatloaf, Korn, Bread, Red hot Chilie Peppers, Salt-N-Pepa, The Cranberries, The Black Eyed Peas, Orange Juice, Ice Cube and Cake!

*I know a few are dead and some of them suck but I tried damn it, lol

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Whats Orange And Sounds Like A Parrot?

A Carrot

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What is the difference between Trump and a cheeze it?

They are both just salty orange crackers.

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George's Last Day

It was George the Mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by the whole family who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a tidy gift envelope.

At the second house, they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the th


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Its weird that Trump wants to buy land from Denmark.

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Its weird that Trump wants to buy land form Denmark.

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Last night I had a dream that the ocean turned orange.

but it was just a fanta sea.

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Last night I had a dream that the ocean turned orange.......

but it was just a Fanta sea

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? >!A carrot.!<

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Had a dream the ocean was orange soda.

Turns out it was a Fanta sea.

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My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange"...

My friend says to me: "What rhymes with orange" I said: "No it doesn't"

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What does a half orange look like ?

The other half .

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Trump is not a white supremacist...

He's an orange supremacist

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A guy walks into the doctors office...

he says "Doctor, you gotta help me, my dick has turned orange." So the Doctor says "Pull down your pants" The doctor sees the dick and says "Holy shit, your dick is actually orange, have you changed your routine lately, have you done anything strange?" The guy says "No I do what I always do, eat cheetos and masturbate."


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Last night I dreamt I was swimming in orange soda...

But it was just a fanta sea

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What happened when an orange slept with a prostitute lemon?

He got lemon AIDS

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Why did the beach drink orange juice?

Because it was vitamin C defishent

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Its a really good idea to set weight loss goals.

I’m hoping to lose 220 pounds of ugly orange fat by November of 2020.

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Cocktails: The Moscow Mule

If you replace the Lime with an Orange, and put it in a tall glass, you have a "Trump Tower".

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Why won't the Republicans impeach Trump?

Because he's an orange.

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Orange is the new black.

Obama: O.O

Trump: :D

Hilary: fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

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I had a dream last night that street vendors were selling orange soft drink popsicles.

Isn't that fantastic?

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Whats orange, fat, and is without a doubt not racist?

A cheese ball.





















no it’s the u.s. president

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A bartender is cleaning his bar one day when an unusual customer walks in.

The man is dressed in an expensive suit, has a beautiful supermodel hanging off each arm, and has a limo parked outside. Furthermore, the man has an orange for a head.

The customer sits down at the bar and orders everyone a drink. He pays for it from a roll of hundreds and manages to get the attention of every woman in the joint, despite having an orange for a head.

The b


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Trumps actual genealogy is a mix of Asian and Native American

Which explains his orange color

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My friend asked me "What rymes with orange"

I said "it doesn't"

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Whats orange and sounds like parrot?

A carrot.

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My dad bought me a color changing lightbulb

I asked Alexa to make the lights white. But it had a orange tint.

My dad responded “hmm I can’t put my finger on it, but something just ain’t white about it”

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They managed to cross a pig with an orange.

Turns out it was elected President.

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I dont see any reason why Ariel shouldnt be black...

Especially because America’s President is orange.

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A German asks a Mexican if they have any Jews in Mexico.

The Mexican says, “Sí, we have orange jews, apple jews, and grape jews!”

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I don't always put an orange wedge in my beer

Except maybe once in a Blue Moon

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I don't usually put an orange slice in my beer

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Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot...

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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So i answered a knock at my door this morning

And outside there was a big fat sagging orange blob trolling around my on porch. It kept humbling and bumbling until I asked it who, or what, it was. It answered,"I'm the president 👌."

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I'm not in love with orange soda.

It's just a little Crush.

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Why did the orange cross the road?

To get some juicy information

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Why did the orange get a pair of glasses?

He was lacking Vitamin C.

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Last night I dreamt I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda.

But it was just a Fanta sea.

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What would call Donald Trumps family if they were Jews?

Orange Juice

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What's orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

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Dark Humor What do you call oompa loompas in a concentration camp?

Concentrated orange Jews

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