Opus

Jokes

A conversation between my girlfriend and I that I consider the magnum opus of comedy.

So I was driving down I4 with my girlfriend. And we come across the sign that says Boardwalk Burgers. So I turn to my girlfriend and I say "Boardwalk Burgers? More like bored burgers. Because those burgers aren't having any fun."

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I've been working on my best ice cream creation ever but it got infected.

It's my Magnum O'pus.

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Most bizarre suicide.

"On 23 March 1994, the medical examiner viewed the body of Ronald Opus and concluded that he died from a shotgun wound of the head. The decedent had jumped from the top of a ten- story building intending to commit suicide (he left a note indicating his despondency). As he fell past the ninth floor, his life was interrupted by a shotgun blast through a window, which killed him instantly. Neit


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