Necrophilia is a condition that benefits for the lazy rapist..
Or if your Bill Cosby you’d consider yourself an opportunist.
A glass of water
The optimist sees it as half full.
The pessimist sees it as half empty.
The realist sees it as a transparent fluid contained inside a cup made from sand.
The opportunist sees it as a free drink.
Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,
While you were arguing over that glass of water, I drank it.