Necrophilia is a condition that benefits for the lazy rapist..

Or if your Bill Cosby you’d consider yourself an opportunist.

A glass of water

The optimist sees it as half full.

The pessimist sees it as half empty.

The realist sees it as a transparent fluid contained inside a cup made from sand.

The opportunist sees it as a free drink.

Dear Optimist, Pessimist, and Realist,

While you were arguing over that glass of water, I drank it.

-Opportunist