Operative

Jokes

I wanted to write a movie script about a retired CIA agent who has to rely on his old skills to save his kidnapped daughter, but that idea was taken.

So I thought instead I'd write a script about a retired CIA operative who is taken hostage along with his wife in Instanbul, but that idea was taken, too.

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A suicide hotline in the United Arab Emirates

Caller: I'm feeling depressed
Hotline Operative: Great can you fly a plane?

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A suicide hotline in the United Arab Emirates

Caller: I'm feeling depressed
Hotline Operative: Great can you fly a plane?

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My old dad used to say, If you really want to do something, dont listen to anybody else, just go ahead and do it.


Great man, shit telephone operative at the Samaritans.

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An American, a Russian and a Serbian special forces operative are given a code...

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What's the difference between a CIA operative and Hillary Clinton?

A CIA operative won't divulge classified information because he'd have to kill you. Hillary Clinton divulges the information... Then has you killed.

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