Ooze

Jokes

I think we should rename the Water Sports in the Rio Olympics

Secret of the Ooze is more accurate

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Modern Hair Care

When I stepped into the shower this morning I noticed a brown ooze in the drain. I called my wife in and asked if she had shit in the shower. She laughed and said it was just a new hair product she was trying. It was a shampoo.

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How hard do you need to press someone's boob to ooze out milk ?

About tree fiddy.

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