Olympian

Jokes

I thought I'd make a original joke about an Olympian fencer.

Turns out it was just a riposte.

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Why could the nordic olympian not finish the race?

He didn't have permission to cross the Finnish line.

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Just got kicked out of a Greek themed costume party

apparently coming dressed as an ancient Greek olympian 'wasn't appropriate'

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One Olympian said to another: Are you a pole vaulter?

Reply: No, I’m German. And how did you know my name was Walter?

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Did you hear about the Olympian that got shot with a starting pistol?

Police think it was Race related.

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If Long John Silvers was an Olympian Im pretty sure he would not have even qualified

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I matched with an Olympian on Tinder!

Unfortunately, they were a luger.

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Why was the Olympian sad when he won a medal?

because he's a luger.

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What do you call a North Korean Olympian?

A Seoul Searcher

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What country did the Cholo Olympian represent.

Team You Ese

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Did you hear about Ryan Lockte being robbed?

Ryan Lochte the Olympian swimmer was robbed by fake police,
they had asked for "a Brazillian dollars"

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I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein.

They told him, "No whey, José."

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Turns out Olympian Bruce Jenner

Was just running from his penis.

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What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?

What have I got to luge?

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What did the last-olympian say after someone stole his sled?

[deleted]

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An Olympian walks into a bar and says "damn".

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When I was 13 I prayed to God to lengthen my penis by 1".

I think I made him angry. Either that or the Olympian Gods answered my prayer.

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My girlfriend bought me Olympian brand Condoms...

Before she left, I asked if she could buy the Gold Medal variant, she came back with the Silver Medal, saying; "I don't want you coming first this time"

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Latvian Jokes

Latvian Olympian win silver medal in skeleton. Wishes silver medal was potato. Still is hungry.

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So an Olympian walks into a bar...

and is promptly disqualified from her final attempt at the high jump and has all her hopes and dreams of winning gold for her country destroyed.

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My girlfriend is like an Australian Olympian

She always comes second.

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Michael Phelps is officially the winningest Olympian of all time.

he deserves a medal or something.

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