I thought I'd make a original joke about an Olympian fencer.
Turns out it was just a riposte.
Why could the nordic olympian not finish the race?
He didn't have permission to cross the Finnish line.
Just got kicked out of a Greek themed costume party
apparently coming dressed as an ancient Greek olympian 'wasn't appropriate'
One Olympian said to another: Are you a pole vaulter?
Reply: No, I’m German. And how did you know my name was Walter?
Did you hear about the Olympian that got shot with a starting pistol?
Police think it was Race related.
If Long John Silvers was an Olympian Im pretty sure he would not have even qualified
I matched with an Olympian on Tinder!
Unfortunately, they were a luger.
Why was the Olympian sad when he won a medal?
because he's a luger.
What do you call a North Korean Olympian?
A Seoul Searcher
What country did the Cholo Olympian represent.
Team You Ese
Did you hear about Ryan Lockte being robbed?
Ryan Lochte the Olympian swimmer was robbed by fake police,
they had asked for "a Brazillian dollars"
I feel really bad for the Mexican Olympian disqualified from weightlifting for excessive use of protein.
They told him, "No whey, José."
Turns out Olympian Bruce Jenner
Was just running from his penis.
What did the last-place olympian say after someone stole his sled?
What have I got to luge?
What did the last-olympian say after someone stole his sled?
An Olympian walks into a bar and says "damn".
When I was 13 I prayed to God to lengthen my penis by 1".
I think I made him angry. Either that or the Olympian Gods answered my prayer.
My girlfriend bought me Olympian brand Condoms...
Before she left, I asked if she could buy the Gold Medal variant, she came back with the Silver Medal, saying; "I don't want you coming first this time"
Latvian Olympian win silver medal in skeleton. Wishes silver medal was potato. Still is hungry.
So an Olympian walks into a bar...
and is promptly disqualified from her final attempt at the high jump and has all her hopes and dreams of winning gold for her country destroyed.
My girlfriend is like an Australian Olympian
She always comes second.
Michael Phelps is officially the winningest Olympian of all time.
he deserves a medal or something.