Odor

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Whats the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit......
And odor is a whiff of shi#

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked into court?

Odor in the court!

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I thought of this joke when I was in Junior High and it has stuck with me since

Me: What would Kevin Durant name his body odor repellent company?

Other: I don't know

Me: He'd call it Kevin DeoDurant!

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What do you call a stinky lawyer?

Law and Odor

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Damn comrade! Why do you stink and smell so bad every day but still get a lot of honors?

Fellow soldier: I just follow commander’s odor

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Why don't American's have body odor?

Because they are cent-less.

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NSFW A guy dressed as his favorite cereal mascot

decides to go to a furry convention. After roaming around for awhile he meets a woman who offers to take him back to her room for a good time.

On the way there he begins to notice a bad odor but assumes nothing of it. They enter the room and not even moments later he emerges gagging and huffing.

A passerby who noticed the commotion asked the man what was the issue. He r


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What do you call skunks doing 69?

Odor eaters

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LPT: When waiting on hold for an important call, don't fart!

After all, calls will be answered in the odor they were received.

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What do you call the body odor from smoking Canabis that just wont go away?

An Elongated Musk.

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I met your mom at the fish market

She‘s working there as an odor

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What do you get when you cross a cop and a skunk?

Law and odor

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What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit.

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The difference between humor and odor.

Humor is a shift of wit, While odor is a whiff of shit.

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Earth occasionally passes through the vapor trails of Venus, causing a bad odor.

Uranus also smells.

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What did the hamster say when he killed the aerosol can in a furious rage?

Die! odor rant!

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I always leave a penny on the toilet lid after I take a dump

Just so that a cent is covering the odor

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Donald Trump will build a wall.

It'll be a Great Wall. A wall so big, we'll have no migrant workers in our country! And we'll deport all of the Mexicans! The wall will be big, and so strong. But not as strong as the odor-fighting power of AJAX! The next best cleaning tool since Mexicans.

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My friend's girlfriend

My friend, his girlfriend and I were planning on going to lake to have a little fun. It was pretty awkward because I have a crush on his girlfriend. As we start driving, we notice a smell.

"What's that foul odor?" I said
"No idea." said my fiend.
"Did you pass a farm or something?" I said
"No, there are no farms or even farm a


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Home Remedies for Mouth Odor

Mouth odor is a common problem that mostly affects people who are not observing regular oral hygiene. The most obvious reason for an odor of the mouth is that particles of the food we consume remain in the gaps between the teeth. This rot over a period of time results in mouth odour or halitosis.

How To Prevent Mouth Odour

The easiest way to ensure that you do not have mo


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Wow you're strong!

Unfortunately, odor isn't everything.

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What does the Illuminati smell like?

New World Odor

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What's the difference between a black man and a dog turd?

Given enough time, a dog turd will eventually turn white and lose its odor.

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During his father-in-law's eulogy...

Someone let out a silent fart with an extremely disgusting odor. Without thinking, the man said, "Jesus Christ, it smells like something died"

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I keep smelling a disgusting odor coming from the bathroom even no is using it.

I think it might be pootergeist.

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Why did the skunk cross the road?

To get to the odor side.

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There's an anal cream that will eliminate the odor of flatulence.

It's called tootpaste.

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I tried to buy perfume from a vending machine,

but it was out of odor.

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What is the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit, while odor is a whiff of.. Shit.

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What do you call two skunks sixty-nining?

Odor eaters.

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What did the judge say when the skunk walked in the court room?

Odor in the court!!!

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Boudreaux and Thibodeaux are sitting on the pier fishing...

when a flying saucer descends from the sky in front of them. A ramp slowly lowers down, and from it descends the most disgusting creature you can imagine. Slime drips from every pore, it has huge gleaming tentacles, eyes all over its body, and it constantly releases a foul odor into the air.

Boudreaux turns to Thibodeaux and says "I'll git da shotgun, you go put on da rice.&


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What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit...

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What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit.

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Is this joke I thought of gross enough NSFW NSFL

Preface: Ever started to go down on a woman an almost vomited because the smell was so bad. Well this joke is dedicated to that.

My wifes pussy smells so bad.

How bad is it?

The odor was so bad that I went to a cemetery and dug up a mans corpse, cut off his rotting dick and put it in her to improve the smell.


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What's the difference between humor and odor?

Humor is a shift of wit.

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The danger of eating Chili








I went grocery shopping this weekend, which in
hindsight may not have been very wise.

You see, the previous evening I had prepared and consumed a massive quantity of my patented 'You're definitely going to shit yourself' chili. Tasty stuff, albeit hot to the point of being painful,which comes with a written guara


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