Oddity

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Everyone seams to be having those steamy ejaculations lately.

It must be a hot cum oddity.

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What do you get when you mix Stanley Kubrik and David Bowie?

2001: A space oddity.

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Saw this on JEOPARDY! Space Oddity for $800: "Astronaut Chris Hadfield revealed they don't do laundry in space, they eject old clothes and this happens to them"

My answer: "What is they get vacuumed?"

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A woman with a dog has two neighbours with an hamster...

One day, the dog goes to the woman with the neighbours' hamster's corpse in his mouth.
The woman, worried because the couple loved their hamster and not knowing how to tell them that her dog killed their hamster, cleaned up his corpse, put him back in his cage, like he was sleeping, and then went out for buying dinner.
When she returns, she finds an ambulance in front of


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David Bowie was found in a three foot coffin.

The coroner said it was a space oddity.

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